[barbie-verse]

I’m convinced that in my mind, to me, Shane nags Ilya about one thing and Ilya nags Shane about one thing, it’s the same thing, they’re both such huge hypocrites about it and that’s treats for Anya. No she can’t have more it’s bad for her Ilya!! Shane looks at Anya too long and decides that she should get a little tiny handful of treats. Ilya sees that Anya listened and stopped barking through the windows and she just is such a smart sweet baby she knows everything she listens to her papas so well she just HAS to get more treats. And Shane catches him and goes on about how she’s had too many she can’t have more.

Those are two grown men who do not need to be nagged on basic hygiene and household cleaning and such. They do need to be nagged to stop feeding their dogter too much, guys, it’s out of control, David got a call from their vet last week she might need to go on a doggy diet. Boys. Boys stop arguing it’s both your fault.

I am firmly of the belief that the only reason shane didn't order a million toys and a luxury dogbed for their montreal home was because ilya beat him to it. yes, he teased ilya for doing it, but he would have been just as bad.

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[willgrahamscock]

fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍

[willgrahamscock]

I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept

[asthedeathoflight]

When I was in high school we did an english unit on Octavia Butler and the teacher told us hey btw. You should call her "Butler" in your essays. Sometimes students call female writers by their first names unconsciously, but that's not acceptable. If you wouldnt call them William or Ernest you shouldn't call her Octavia.

And I was like cool whatever I was gonna call her Butler anyways. But that moment has stuck with me for my whole life because once you start seeing ppl calling women by their first names where men would be called by their last names you literally never stop seeing it.

[c0ff33-and-tv]

Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

[venndaai]

most instantly iconic cr character of all time i fear

[jadeandquartzes]

[id: screenshots of Taliesin as Bolaire. He clasps his hands below his chin as he very seriously and genuinely speaks: "And I'm going to start over, and I'm going to be a better story, and I'm going to be kind, and I'm going to be clever, and I'm going to be myself, whoever that is. But first, I think I'm going to have to kill all these people in their sleep." End ID.]

[victusinveritas]

[valarhalla]

[valarhalla]

[kaxen]

[marlog-5]

Many of us would fold in this situation

(Jokingly) pspspsp bread-box

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[javascript-official]

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

[destructionfanq]

oh my apologies i see my mistake

[aleprouswitch]

Herbie Hancock trying to figure out how to fix a mixer, c. early 80s.

[babyboodle]

[anastasiaoftheironwood]

[Image description: A photo of musician Herbie Hancock. He is underneath a studio mixing board with one of its components removed, looking up through the empty space.

This is followed by a screenshot of a previous tag which reads herbie hancock emerging from his mixer to shame mankind. End description.]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I have noticed in recent years that men say “no homo” way less often than they used to when I was in high school at least. Like I’ve witnessed in media and online and in person adult men just willing to say “I love you” or “you look great” to their guy friends without tacking a no homo onto the end of it.

And if you think that’s not progress you weren’t there in the trenches.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve seen middle aged comedians on national tv sincerely say “I love you” to their friends with no jokes attached. Nature is so slow to heal but it is possible, I tell you. We have planted trees and seen them survive.

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[electronickingdomfox]

This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:

[here-comes-tribble]

Uhura you fucking queen

[libraryleopard]

One thing about me is that I will acquire library cards

[queerliblib]

one thing about us is that we are a library card you can acquire

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[were--ralph]

tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on

[were--ralph]

on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career

[were--ralph]

you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly

[were--ralph]

its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process

[were--ralph]

exactly

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]