🍁Hyliancy🍁

|26 year old big tiddied alt girl| |Level 9 Firbolg Druid-Barbarian and DM| |I like to be naked| |Hylian by want| |Professional RPG player| |Cosplayer in the Making| |I like boys and girls| |I dont want to see your penis, I bet it's lovely|

[thehyliancy]

About me!

I am 26 years old, a female! ☺

My hobbies include: playing video games, watching horror films, being a dungeon master for my dungeons and dragons group, reading and fishing!

My favorite video game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Majoras Mask. Because it's a race against the clock while also giving a great storyline. (I'm a sucker for stories)

My favorite horror icon is Freddy! The fact that he kills you in your dreams is just legendary!

My favorite edition for Dungeons and Dragons is 5th and my favorite module has to be Curse of Strahd. I've ran it at least 4 times and I am OBSESSED with the Count and his land in the Realm of Dread.

My favorite author is Robert Frost or Ellen Hopkins. For the sheer raw talent of course!

Fishing is just so peaceful. It's nice to just go out to the river after a long day and sit there with your line in the water. 😍

I am horribly addicted to Monster energy drinks as well, unhealthy I know, but the flavor is to die for. 🤤

I hope you enjoyed a little insight on me. Feel free to tell me about your hobbies and what we have in common! 😁

Love,

Hyliancy

PS: I do have a spicy site, feel free to ask for the link. 😈 I also sell individual content if you don't want to subscribe!

If you read this far, message me for a free teaser. 🤭

[thehyliancy]

What would you do if you found me under your Christmas tree?🎄🥺

New post on my spicy site. 😈

[thehyliancy]

I’ll buy Pokémon for you.

I mean... if you want to you can. 😅 I can trade you some cool Pokémon because I like to shiny hunt. Haha

[thehyliancy]

How would you feel if someone bought one of the new Pokémon games for you?

I would be so excited! But I don't want anyone to feel like they have to buy them for me. 😁

[thehyliancy]

What if someone bought you one of the new Pokémon games?

What do you mean? Haha.

[thehyliancy]

What is your ideal woman than?

Okay. So. I hate to even say I have a type. Cause I don't want to seem all judgey.

But, I like alt/goth girls. Hands down. I like almost any body shape, preferably smaller or the same size as me. Because when I'm with a woman, I like to be the dominant one and if you're bigger than me, I can't manhandle you cause im weakkkk. 😈 being nerdy is a plus! Lots of cuddles. Like. Cuddling with a woman is just 🤤🤤🤤

[thehyliancy]

I noted that. Have to use that to my advantage lol

Sounds good. 😈

[thehyliancy]

Are you getting the new Pokémon games?

Not anytime soon. I am so insanely broke right now. Haha. I'm hoping I'll get them around February or March next year, if my finances even out. 😭🙃

[thehyliancy]

Nobodies perfect lol

I like taco bell too

Nacho fries are my kryptonite I swear. 🤤🤤🤤

[thehyliancy]

What is your type/dream man?

I don't really have a "type" in men.

As long as the man is:

Into nerd stuff like dnd and video games, likes legend of Zelda, enjoys movies, and will rub my shoulders. I'm all for it. Haha. Oh also, I prefer being taken from behind. So that too. 🤭😉

Now women, I'm a bit picky. 🙃

[thehyliancy]

What about Starbucks then later taco bell

This is gonna be weird...

I don't really like coffee. 🥺

[thehyliancy]

What about the people that do pay for your content? Could they ever get the opportunity?

Hmm. So, technically, prostitution is illegal.

Now, if the situation was good and I was close with the person and they wanted to fly me out when my life was calm to hang out and buy me taco bell... they might get a treat for treating me. 🤷‍♀️🥺

[thehyliancy]

You can't meet every angel

Right!

[thehyliancy]

What if you were paid for the meet up?

If people can't afford to pay $10 for my spicy site or photos, they can't afford to fuck me 🤷‍♀️

[thehyliancy]

Pack it up guys she doesn’t do meet ups…damn.

Preach!

[thehyliancy]

Hey would u meet for hookup

No! I don't do meets. Haha.

[thehyliancy]