Before we begin, are you evil?

Jory, 28, Certified Happy Guy Hello, hi. This is my home. Welcome, let's get down to business.

[thej0ry]

[thej0ry]

You fascinate me/pos

is it cuz you heard about what happened with me and my dad 😔

[thej0ry]

im listening to supplementary listening snd having a good time with it, thank you for sharing

Anyone who compliments my mixes is automatically a friend, thank you friend. If you're having a good time with supplementary listening, maybe you'd like DJ FuckerSupreme's cacophony saga too, peep this, it's live from his home town

[thej0ry]

This holiday season, I'm dedicating this mix to all the Goofers, Mischievous Merrymakers, and other nondenominational April Foolers out there.

[thej0ry]

BBC connor o malley

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[onceiwashere]

[cursedecards]

[thej0ry]

jory is thisyou. can you prove that it's you. do a dance or something like that idk

What kind of dance? The "Yes, It's Me Jory" dance? Or like, the robot

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[thej0ry]

Hi:)

Hiiiii

I want to trust you

[thej0ry]

God if you exist, turn me into this God if you exist, turn me into this God if you exist, turn me into this I say this every night before I shut my eyes for bed, hoping come morning I’ll be monkey drummer. But I never am.

[thej0ry]

Still nothing 😓

[thej0ry]

Woke up as a boring human again…

[thej0ry]

Prayers last night have been left unanswered this morning, as usual

[thej0ry]

Six arms? Nope.

Monkey head? Nuh-uh.

Drumstick dick? Nadda.

Fuck God.

[thej0ry]

If God won’t give me six arms, that’s ok.  I only need my two human arms to strangle Them

If God won’t give me a monkey head, that’s ok. I only need my human head to curse Their lifeless body

If God won’t give me a drumstick dick, that’s ok. I only need my human dick to piss on Their unmarked grave

[thej0ry]

God, please. Im so fucking sorry please just turn me into monkey drummer please I won't let you down

[trashfirelife]

Visit Original Link

Stereolab | The Flower Called Nowhere

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[liverodland]

More art than art #4 - After a waterleak in the bathroom above, this russian apartments plastic ceiling paint has stretched and captured the hundreds of litres of water.

[thej0ry]

if you ever see this GET OUT

HOUSE IS PREGNANT

most house pregnancies result in 30-75 babies who are all very hungry and will devour ALL NEARBY LIVING THINGS so they can grow up into big and strong 2 Stories !IMPORTANT TO NOTE!: gestation period is only 3 DAYS so if you see it at this stage it’s likely already too late. The next “earthquake” you feel is actually the house GIVING BIRTH so get ready, you’re in for a wild ride!

[thej0ry]

Dude in stall next to me is listening to loud family guy clips, I wish he was farting and stuff really loud too for a real next level public bathroom experience

[thej0ry]

Hate using public restrooms because I always always always hear some dude walk in start sighing and moaning while he takes a piss.