Jet Pack Guy

The jetpack guy (role play account) run by @agent-pretty-boy

[thejetpackguy]

The Director should let me kiss Rookie.. for publicity.

[thejetpackguy]

(Mug person)

I CANT DO NICE TBINGS WITHKUT BEING ACCUSED OF BEING EVIL <Very dramatic crying> I JUSG WANNA BE A GOOD AGENT BYT NOOOO

Oh. I apologize. I will take the mug.

[askrookie]

Joe mama 😂😂😂😂😂

???

[thejetpackguy]

Rookie... who is Joe??

[ask-aunt-arctic]

hello. Mis Arctic.

@thejetpackguy

Ah, Jetpack Guy!

Lovely to hear from you this evening!

How are you doing?

I hope all is well on our little isle!

[thejetpackguy]

It is well..

accept for Herberts blog. it concerns me.

[thejetpackguy]

cheeses ye

- @askrockhopper

I like cheese.

[thejetpackguy]

<slowly slides a mug over that says #1 rated EPF agent>

Soooo.. whats the plan bossman

...Herbert is that you.

[askherbertpbearesquire]

I like collecting mugs n all but why would I EVER own something stupid like that.

[thejetpackguy]

I woke up from a nightmare :[ anyways whats your favorite soda

I only drink coffee.

[thejetpackguy]

i dunno man, you just kinda give off gay vibes

I already answered this.

[thejetpackguy]

Ive been hearing rumors thst you're gay, is that true?

....

Yes! I am gay! I dont know where you guys get this information..

[thejetpackguy]

whats your opinion on yuri?

I like to read some yuri from time to time...

[thejetpackguy]

<slowly slides a mug over that says #1 rated EPF agent>

Soooo.. whats the plan bossman

...Herbert is that you.

[askrookie]

this was a request

[thejetpackguy]

1. On a scale of 1 and 10 how annoying am I lowkey

2. whats your favorite type of jetpack

Less annoying than Rookie

2. Hydrogen peroxide–powered rocket packs

[thejetpackguy]

what kind of music do you like?

I like trance.

[thejetpackguy]

whats ur opinion on yaoi

this is the second time ive been asked this, i have no idea what this.. Yoai thing is.

[clarry03]

Well...

When two men love each other very much...

[thejetpackguy]

oh i get it. Gay fanfiction? Why do people keep asking me this...

[clarry03]

Well... You seem...

How do you feel about Rookie?

[thejetpackguy]

That is classified.

[clarry03]

Yep... They're dating.

[thejetpackguy]

youre testing my patience...

[clarry03]

That's an important trait for an agent to have!

[thejetpackguy]

that is true...

[thejetpackguy]

Rmemeber if life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice at your enemy's eyes and watch them struggle in pain as it burns them :3

Thats a bit extreme, dont you think?

[thejetpackguy]

whats ur opinion on yaoi

this is the second time ive been asked this, i have no idea what this.. Yoai thing is.

[clarry03]

Well...

When two men love each other very much...

[thejetpackguy]

oh i get it. Gay fanfiction? Why do people keep asking me this...

[clarry03]

Well... You seem...

How do you feel about Rookie?

[thejetpackguy]

That is classified.

[clarry03]

Yep... They're dating.

[thejetpackguy]

youre testing my patience...