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Are you a fgt John?

"I’ve sucked a dick and I don’t like it….yet."

#johnminer #crazyasshole #but omg #he's gay #not really #post apocalyptic

What's your favorite Color, John?

*Miner sits down on his golden throne and adjusts his golden suit, then placing on his golden sunglasses* It’s pink, next question.

#johnminer #thatshot #wtf #post apocalyptic #why

Um... John Miner finds a child abandoned in the desert (idk?)

*John walks up to the child, gun in hand with his backpack almost completely fallen apart, he stares at the child for just a moment as the child looks back at him* What? What the fuck do you want? *Child continues to stare* WHAT IS IT!? *Child giggles* *Storms off, stopping mid way and yelling back "FUCK YOU AND YOUR BABY LANGUAGE"*

#johnminer #story #post apocalyptic #oh god no #pure insanity #wtf #wtf is this

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