The King of the koopas

Disrxpair has entered bowser's castle.

Bowser then had a smirk on his face that soon formed into a unnaturally wide, sharp grin as he roared in laughter.

“I was thinking the same thing!”

He said as he sat into his throne and laid one of his elbows on the armrests.

“Now, let me get this straight…YOU were made to entertain children…and there are more bots like you?”

He said rubbing his chin.

“No offense, but you seem capable killing someone, not that I find it a bad thing, infact, I kill a crap ton of people from time to time!”

He chuckled.

“Anyway…what kinda chuck e cheese knock off do you come from?”

disrxpair--archived

“Aye, that I was. ‘n thar be more like me, but ye best not bother wit’ them. They not be worth th’ effort.” Not anymore, at least.

“Harharr! Ye think so, eh? Well… Ye wouldn’t be wrong to assume such a thin’.” Foxy honestly had mixed feelings on admitting to the fact he had killed before. Ever since his first attempt way back when that had gone horribly wrong, it had become a strange experience all together. He hated it. He loved it. He wanted to stop. He wanted MORE. It was dependent on his mood if nothing else.

“I have no idea what ‘tis Chuck E. Cheese ye speak o’ be, but I be from Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.”

That was a lie, he knew very well what Chuck E. Cheese was. He just refused to talk about it. He denied it’s existence as much as possible, as did the others.

"Eh, don't worry about that place, but where you come from...I'm intrested. You might say it's not worth it...but I see nothing but an opportunity...tell me the address."

Bowser's grin grew wider, unnaturally wider. Bowser thought if he knew where these bots were made, he could probably make more of them, on top of that...why not buy out the place? He could probably use it to his advantage.

#disrxpair

docnefarious

@thekoopakingofawesome:

“Oh, that must be nefarious! Minons! Red carpet! Five star service, also get me and Mr. Nefarious our own thrones! I dont want him lifting a finger unless he wants to!”

At last, the infamous doc nefarious. Bowser heard so much about him, his plans to turn a galaxy into robots, control time itself he was fascinated with him, he surely thought big, like bowser himself and ran into the same issues he has, his past issues, someone always stopping his plans.

Bowser awaited outside his castle to welecome him

Now this place was fancy! Already the robotic villain could tell that he was going to like it here. And not only that, but he was here to meet the legendary King of the Koopas himself!

Surely someone who had been in the villain game for as long as he had would have some tremendous tips that he could add to his arsenal. Everyone knew about Bowser’s own forays into galactic conquest, among his almost countless other schemes! They were practically endless! – Nefarious could barely contain his excitement.

Rows upon rows of armoured guards stood at attention to greet him, and he became even more impressed. He wasn’t shown that level of respect, even aboard his own ship! He definitely had a lot to learn from Bowser.

And then he saw the King of the Koopas himself, looking as regal and intimidating as ever.

“Bowser!” The scientist greeted exuberantly, before stopping himself. “Oh, I mean! Your Highness! It’s an honor to finally meet you.”

#sorry this is late #I've had been busy lately but im back #docnefarious #I feel like this is the start of something beautiful-

"Same here Doc Nefarious, It's an honor to meet you as well!"

Bowser said with a grin, it was sharp, but not his usual insane, intimidating grin, no, it was a welcoming smile.

"I heard about you near and far! The news has even spread into the mushroom world! Anyway, I plan on making this club so we can combine our forces and rule everything we want! GWAAAA-HAH-HAH-HAAAAH!"

Bowser said as he uttered insane laughter.

"Anyway, Doc nefarious, shake?"

Bowser said opening his hand out for a handshake.

no, but he did say "IT'S HIGH NOO-" *got shot

///Holds the smoking gun->8D

"DID SOMEONE SAY BAD DRAGON?"

#fromcorneria #crack #fuCK-#it begins

thekoopakingofawesome

“This is. ART! its so…abstract…and modern.” Bowser said looking in awe. “It deserves to be in a museum…no, something better! My castle!” Bowser then pulled out a communication device. “Junior, grab your things, because we’re going to do something awesome…plus ths minons need to move school and student property out here, I can’t do another lawsuit again, the wait in the courtroom kills me. Attention minons! Report to the art classroom and admire your talented prince’s work and remove all properties belonging to school and staff, we are taking this masterpiece to go!”

Junior smiled widely as he heard his father’s approvement. He nodded as Bowser asked him to grab his stuff to go. He ran happily to do so, ignoring the teachers that were looking and some facepalming at such situation. Of course they didn’t dare to stop Bowser, they knew it wasn’t wise… after all, it wasn’t the first time Junior did something where his father had to get involved.

Soon, sounds of grinders buzzing away outside were heard...then it stopped.

"Are we ready to rock!?" Bowser asked his minons.

"Hooks are secure and in the walls! We are ready to rock, Your Awesomeness and Your Artyness!"

A Galoomba outside the classroom.

"Then let's roll!" Bowser said as the classroom soon was taken out of the school, hovering securely above a airship.

"Best, view, Ever!"

Bowser shouted.

oscarborn2bwilde-deactivated202

america: “yo watch how badly we can fuck up our country”

britain: “*cracks knuckles*”

#fo real

thekoopakingofawesome

Bowser and his minons soon got out, a little bit shaken. The parking lot had peices of wood and metal all over. The airship’s lower hull was grinded down.

“I’ve been hit with worse son, I’ll be fine! The minons on the other hand…”

Bowser turned his head to a chargin’ chuck who looked very nauseous, the minion then took off his helmet, turned around and sounds of vomiting were heard. Bowser cringed a little upon hearing that.

“…yeeeeah…lets just give them five. So anyway, wanna show me your newest masterpiece in the art class?” He asked his son.

“Oh sure! Let’s go to my classroom!” Junior said happily, running already inside while the teachers nervously looked at them and just stepped away from them.

“I painted the classroom of so many colors! Even the windows!” Junior said proudly as he reached his classroom and showed him his ‘masterpiece’ which was mostly a messed combination of colors.

#bowserjnr #sorry this is late

"This is. ART! its so...abstract...and modern." Bowser said looking in awe. "It deserves to be in a museum...no, something better! My castle!" Bowser then pulled out a communication device. "Junior, grab your things, because we're going to do something awesome...plus ths minons need to move school and student property out here, I can't do another lawsuit again, the wait in the courtroom kills me. Attention minons! Report to the art classroom and admire your talented prince's work and remove all properties belonging to school and staff, we are taking this masterpiece to go!"

thekoopakingofawesome

“Junior. I couldn’t be more proud! Im sure it’s a demonstration of power and your awesome abilities! After all, they wanted to know, they found out!”

Bowser chuckled as he was grinning back on his airship.

“I cannot wait to see it myself!” Bowser sounded overjoyed.

“Uh your proudness..?” A koopa troopa said nervously.

“Hang on a sec, Junior.” Bowser said covering the phone.

“What is it?! Cant you see I’m talking to my son?! Also your future king?!” Bowser demanded.

“Someone forgot to refuel the airship, sir…according to this, we will soon crash land in their parking lot.”

“Oh…” Bowser said looking a bit surprised as he took his hand off the phone.

“Um…junior? Yeah…I’m gonna cut this short, cause someone didn’t refuel the ship and, we’re going to crash into the parking lot soon…could you tell the teachers to get their cars out of the way for me?”

“…. I can’t believe my papa…” Junior said to then stand up and run to tell his teachers, which caused them to run in panic outside but it was too late and the ship already crashed.

“Papa!” Junior exclaimed, running to check on him. “Are you okay? Is everything alright?” he called.

Bowser and his minons soon got out, a little bit shaken. The parking lot had peices of wood and metal all over. The airship's lower hull was grinded down.

"I've been hit with worse son, I'll be fine! The minons on the other hand..."

Bowser turned his head to a chargin' chuck who looked very nauseous, the minon then took off his helmet, turned around and sounds of vomiting were heard. Bowser cringed a little upon hearing that.

"...yeeeeah...lets just give them five. So anyway, wanna show me your newest masterpiece in the art class?" He asked his son.

docnefarious

"Doc nefarious? This is King Bowser Koopa, If you are reading this recorded message, that means you have been invited to a currently unnamed super villains club. Please meet me at my castle in the Mushroom World...we also have free food and alcohol."

The robot held the message in his hands, staring it over again and again. Could it really be true? Could the infamous King Bowser Koopa – arguably the most well-known villains in all of video game history… no, history in general! – have invited him to a super villains club?

“HAHA! FINALLY! MY TIME HAS COME!! LAWRENCE, SET A COURSE FOR THE MUSHROOM WORLD!!

– Oh, right. I’m flying this thing…”

No more time was wasted as the ship made a u-turn and began heading straight towards the Mushroom World. This would undoubtedly be a great opportunity.

#docnefarious #I have a feeling bowser and nefarious will relate to one another-

"Oh, that must be nefarious! Minons! Red carpet! Five star service, also get me and Mr. Nefarious our own thrones! I dont want him lifting a finger unless he wants to!"

Bowser awaited outside his castle to welecome him

@bowserjnr “So junior is in detention?” Bowser said reading a message from school. “Im so proud…!” Bowser said wiping a tear of joy “Minons! Prep my airship, destination, the school!” The koopa king ordered as he went to the airship hangar in his castle.

Soon in his personal ship, on his way, he began to call the school’s phone.

“This is King Bowser Koopa, give the phone to my son, Prince Bowser.jr Koopa!”

Bowser then looked annoyed.

“Ok then, does your child have a more creative name?!”

Bowser then looked surprised, raising a brow.

“Wow for real? Hey, hey, hey, stop crying…just get me to my son, ok?”

“Papa?” Junior answered the phone soon. “Look, it wasn’t my fault those kids wanted me to show them how I used my paintbrush in art class so I messed all the place and filled it with paint, even the walls and stuff… I mean-” the young prince tried to explain the situation and give excuses to his behavior.

"Junior. I couldn't be more proud! Im sure it's a demonstration of power and your awesome abilities! After all, they wanted to know, they found out!"

Bowser chuckled as he was grinning back on his airship.

"I cannot wait to see it myself!" Bowser sounded overjoyed.

"Uh your proudness..?" A koopa troopa said nervously.

"Hang on a sec, Junior." Bowser said covering the phone.

"What is it?! Cant you see I'm talking to my son?! Also your future king?!" Bowser demanded.

"Someone forgot to refuel the airship, sir...according to this, we will soon crash land in their parking lot."

"Oh..." Bowser said looking a bit surprised as he took his hand off the phone.

"Um...junior? Yeah...I'm gonna cut this short, cause someone didn't refuel the ship and, we're going to crash into the parking lot soon...could you tell the teachers to get their cars out of the way for me?"

@bowserjnr "So junior is in detention?" Bowser said reading a message from school. "Im so proud...!" Bowser said wiping a tear of joy "Minons! Prep my airship, destination, the school!" The koopa king ordered as he went to the airship hangar in his castle. Soon in his personal ship, on his way, he began to call the school's phone. "This is King Bowser Koopa, give the phone to my son, Prince Bowser.jr Koopa!" Bowser then looked annoyed. "Ok then, does your child have a more creative name?!" Bowser then looked surprised, raising a brow. "Wow for real? Hey, hey, hey, stop crying...just get me to my son, ok?"