Jump The Shark.

I have been murdered, eaten alive, lied to, and used as a condom for an angel. You think your life is hard? Think again.

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[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[demigodsanswer]

Ethan Nakamura has eye tattoo on his ankle- just like Count Olaf.

And it’s not a Nemesis thing, or an eye-for-an-eye thing.

He is very aware that it is a Count Olaf thing.

“Life really is just a series of unfortunate events,”

At which point Luke looks into the camera like he’s on The Office, before telling Ethan to stop being dramatic, and to come to bed.

[thelostmilligan]

A Long Reunion

[thelostmilligan]

Adam cried for a little bit more before he finally let go and sighed, getting his breath. “Hello my beautiful.” 

He let his hands linger on Salem’s hips for a moment before he inched the man’s pants slightly. “I think this is the best opportunity for us to have a little alone time don’t you think?” He mumbled letting out a gentle little laugh. 

[wavexrider]

Salem didn’t care how long it took to allow Adam to calm down, he would hold him til tomorrow morning if he had to. “Oh stop it,” he breathed out with a smile, arms tightening around Adam for a moment. 

He looked down at the hands undoing his pants then up at Adam before leaning in and kissing him softly. “We have all the time in the world to have alone time. How about we shower first then you and I take that alone time to our bedroom?” Salem wasn’t opposed to alone time with his lover. He wanted to make sure Adam was comfortable and clean. “Whattya say?”

[thelostmilligan]

Adam nodded, he was still after all, dirty from his latest adventure. “That can wait.” He said pleasantly, “I want just to be alone with you, sexually, not sexually, I just... I’ve missed you so much.” 

He took off his pants and climbed into the shower. The water felt amazing against his slender pale body. He hadn’t been able to shower in days and this was pure heaven. Plus it also helped when the arms wrapped around him from behind and he knew Salem had come in with him. This, this was perfect. He couldn’t be happier. 

[thelostmilligan]

A Long Reunion

[thelostmilligan]

Adam’s heart sank. He knew that he didn’t deserve this. He moved his way behind Salem who was drawing them up a hot bath. He wrapped his arms around the man and pulled him into the tightest hug his body could muster. “I promise, I will not leave this time… I will be here tomorrow, I will forever be thankful for having you in my life. I can’t believe you stayed this long let alone here we are… You are the one that brightens up my day… I seriously love you so much.” He cried happy tears into Sal’s back not letting go.

[wavexrider]

Salem stood and he felt Adam’s arms go around his body without any intention of letting him go. “Adam… my Adam.” Salem turned around after a few moments and gathered him up in his arms to hold him as he cried, crying with him. “I love you, too. I’ve never loved anyone as much as you and I want you in my life forever. If you have to leave again, take me with you.” Salem pressed a kiss to his temple with a soft cry.

[thelostmilligan]

Adam cried for a little bit more before he finally let go and sighed, getting his breath. “Hello my beautiful.” 

He let his hands linger on Salem’s hips for a moment before he inched the man’s pants slightly. “I think this is the best opportunity for us to have a little alone time don’t you think?” He mumbled letting out a gentle little laugh. 

[thelostmilligan]

A Long Reunion

[thelostmilligan]

He let out a Yelp himself when the arms of his lover were tossed around him. He moved his body closer, without care that he was covered in his last job. He hugged his lover hard before his lips found his and he kissed him like he had never kissed him before. 

“A shower sounds nice.” He said gently as he pulled away sighing heavily as they moved into the same house that they had bought together only a couple of months after they had gotten engaged. “You’ve kept the place looking great.” Adam said pleasantly as they walked through the house, the decor being very nature-esque with water displays and plants aesthetically placed in appropriate places. They moved into the bathroom where Adam took off his shirt, the scars from his first death still present across his abdomen.

[wavexrider]

Salem wanted to cry happy tears to have Adam back. He wasn’t going to let him go anymore. His heart couldn’t take losing him again so this time he would fight for Adam if he disappeared again. The kiss was sloppy and dirty but Salem returned it anyways, kissing back hard and long.

“Yeah… I tried to keep it the way we had it before and added a couple things here and there.” The plants were new, it gave Salem something to do if he got really bored. There was also a garden in the back with growing vegetables and an apple sapling. Gardening was his outlet. Salem removed his dirty clothes and tossed them on the floor before going to the tub to get the water warm for the both of them. “I’m not going to wake up to an empty bed and this be a dream, will I?”

[thelostmilligan]

Adam’s heart sank. He knew that he didn’t deserve this. He moved his way behind Salem who was drawing them up a hot bath. He wrapped his arms around the man and pulled him into the tightest hug his body could muster. “I promise, I will not leave this time… I will be here tomorrow, I will forever be thankful for having you in my life. I can’t believe you stayed this long let alone here we are… You are the one that brightens up my day… I seriously love you so much.” He cried happy tears into Sal’s back not letting go.

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[thelostmilligan]

[a-budding-dreemurr-blog]

M!A: Afflicted Hearts

Go on Anon and curse my muse’s heart with an affliction. Each affliction has a different effect on the muse and bears a different marking on their chest (up to the muse’s discretion). To overcome the affliction, you may suggest a specific condition OR let the involved muses work it out themselves.

❤ The Cursed Heart Your muse’s heart has been dealt a curse that caused it to hurt painfully if they are too close to, show endearing emotion or think about someone they love. 

💟 The Vile Heart Your muse’s heart has been stricken black with evil, malicious intent. All their thoughts and actions aim to ruin the well-being and happiness of others, no matter what.

♠ The Primal Heart Your muse’s heart has grown wild, causing periods of raw primal instincts to overtake them in any situation. Speech, conduct, etc. are all affected.

💔 The Glass Heart Your muse’s heart becomes incredibly fragile. Their emotions are very easily compromised and their feelings quickly hurt.

💖 The Frozen Heart Your muse’s heart has become solid ice. Their emotions cannot be any greater than neutral. Love and kindness are not able to come forth.

💓 The Trembling Heart Your muse’s heart becomes constantly unsettled, causing your muse to be fearful and intimidated far too much. Even the most trivial of circumstances can shake them.

ღ The Burning Heart Your muse’s heart becomes hot and very quick-tempered, causing them to be hasty in decisions and more often that not, prefer more physical and violent means to any end. 

♥ The Frail Heart Your muse’s heart has become weak and withered. All actions and efforts become much more labored, and emotions slower to process.

❥ The Turned Heart Your muse’s heart has completely changed. Everything they do or feel becomes the opposite of how they would normally be. OR, they instead swap their actions and feelings with the first muse they interact with.

💘 The Fated Heart Your muse’s heart has been inflicted with a death curse, causing them to gradually lose life OR causing their body to gradually turn to stone.

💕 The Mirrored Heart Your muse’s heart has become magically connected to the heart of first muse they interact with. What happens to one muse, happens to the other, be it emotional or physical, and being too far apart causes them pain.

💝 The Shrouded Heart Your muse’s heart is shrouded in clouds. They are unable to remember those closest to them, and all emotional experiences become new to them.

❣ The Blinded Heart Your muse’s heart has been illuminated with incredibly positive feelings. They feel energetic and always encouraging, but they are blind to anything less than wonderful, be it pain, suffering or anger.

💞 The Chain-Bound Heart Your muse’s heart has grown a heavy attachment to the first muse they meet, so much that they are all your muse thinks about and does anything for. Anyone else feels like unnecessary baggage to your muse.

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Or simply reblog if you wanna give it a shot.

[thelostmilligan]

Just give me a reason just a little bit’s enough. 

[mumjustkilledaman]

I don’t understand why they threaten gay people that they’ll go to Hell

Because, woah

If this is Hell

Sign me up

[thelostmilligan]

Yawn.

[thelostmilligan]

A Long Reunion

[thelostmilligan]

He let out a Yelp himself when the arms of his lover were tossed around him. He moved his body closer, without care that he was covered in his last job. He hugged his lover hard before his lips found his and he kissed him like he had never kissed him before. 

“A shower sounds nice.” He said gently as he pulled away sighing heavily as they moved into the same house that they had bought together only a couple of months after they had gotten engaged. “You’ve kept the place looking great.” Adam said pleasantly as they walked through the house, the decor being very nature-esque with water displays and plants aesthetically placed in appropriate places. They moved into the bathroom where Adam took off his shirt, the scars from his first death still present across his abdomen.

[wavexrider]

Salem wanted to cry happy tears to have Adam back. He wasn’t going to let him go anymore. His heart couldn’t take losing him again so this time he would fight for Adam if he disappeared again. The kiss was sloppy and dirty but Salem returned it anyways, kissing back hard and long.

“Yeah… I tried to keep it the way we had it before and added a couple things here and there.” The plants were new, it gave Salem something to do if he got really bored. There was also a garden in the back with growing vegetables and an apple sapling. Gardening was his outlet. Salem removed his dirty clothes and tossed them on the floor before going to the tub to get the water warm for the both of them. “I’m not going to wake up to an empty bed and this be a dream, will I?”

[thelostmilligan]

Adam's heart sank. He knew that he didn't deserve this. He moved his way behind Salem who was drawing them up a hot bath. He wrapped his arms around the man and pulled him into the tightest hug his body could muster. "I promise, I will not leave this time... I will be here tomorrow, I will forever be thankful for having you in my life. I can't believe you stayed this long let alone here we are... You are the one that brightens up my day... I seriously love you so much." He cried happy tears into Sal's back not letting go.

[thelostmilligan]

A Long Reunion

[thelostmilligan]

Adam was lost in the beauty that was Salem. Time had passed, he looked a tad more tired, the stress lines under his eyes were a little more prominent. However, Salem looked ever more beautiful and it took Adam a moment to regain his speech before he quickly stuttered out, “3 leaf clover. I always called it your lucky patch it’s right above…” His face flushed red as he stopped that statement. His exhausted eyes met Sal’s and he began to tear up. “H-hi.”

[wavexrider]

Salem was scared. Not in an in danger way, but of his nightmares coming true. Hearing that voice tell him about the birthmark above his backside made Salem’s knees weak. He let out a cry and threw his arms around Adam, soot and grime getting all over him. He didn’t care. “You’re alive, Adam. What the hell– hell happened?” Salem couldn’t stop his tears from falling on Adam’s shoulders, but the man he loved was alive and he was standing here in his arms. “Come, let me get you some clean clothes and help you in the shower.”

[thelostmilligan]

He let out a Yelp himself when the arms of his lover were tossed around him. He moved his body closer, without care that he was covered in his last job. He hugged his lover hard before his lips found his and he kissed him like he had never kissed him before. "A shower sounds nice." He said gently as he pulled away sighing heavily as they moved into the same house that they had bought together only a couple of months after they had gotten engaged. "You've kept the place looking great." Adam said pleasantly as they walked through the house, the decor being very nature-esque with water displays and plants aesthetically placed in appropriate places. They moved into the bathroom where Adam took off his shirt, the scars from his first death still present across his abdomen.

[thelostmilligan]

A Long Reunion

Adam trucked his way up to the house, his hands shivered, his face was covered in black soot. He was terrified that Salem had forgotten him, had moved on. He had made mistakes, he left. He disappeared, but now he was back and was surprisingly alive. He took a deep breath, needles attacking his throat, his heart was beating incredibly fast, his eyes blinked and he could have sworn the door moved. But this was just the nerves talking. Adam sighed, lifted a sweaty pale balled up fist and knocked on the door three knocks… And then…. Waited.

[wavexrider]

Losing Adam was probably the most devastating thing that’s happened to Salem. Fuck the emotional abuse from his father, losing your love was like losing your life. He didn’t understand why Adam disappeared but dwelling on it was only going to make it worse. Salem didn’t expect him to come back.

Hearing the knock on the door made Salem put down the knife he was using to cut up vegetables for a salad. Confused, he walked over to the door and opened it. At first Salem saw the outline of the body but his eyes focused and there he was. Adam. 

“This… is a cruel joke f you’re not really Adam. If you’re not Adam turn away right now. If you are…. what’s my birthmark look like?”

[thelostmilligan]

Adam was lost in the beauty that was Salem. Time had passed, he looked a tad more tired, the stress lines under his eyes were a little more prominent. However, Salem looked ever more beautiful and it took Adam a moment to regain his speech before he quickly stuttered out, "3 leaf clover. I always called it your lucky patch it's right above..." His face flushed red as he stopped that statement. His exhausted eyes met Sal's and he began to tear up. "H-hi."

[thelostmilligan]

A Long Reunion

Adam trucked his way up to the house, his hands shivered, his face was covered in black soot. He was terrified that Salem had forgotten him, had moved on. He had made mistakes, he left. He disappeared, but now he was back and was surprisingly alive. He took a deep breath, needles attacking his throat, his heart was beating incredibly fast, his eyes blinked and he could have sworn the door moved. But this was just the nerves talking. Adam sighed, lifted a sweaty pale balled up fist and knocked on the door three knocks... And then.... Waited.

[thelostmilligan]

Guess who is back?

[thelostmilligan]

If there are any PJO rpers out there... I’d like to meet ya.