"I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN! I have been coming here for over a DECADE! You take down that offensive thing right now, or I'm going to have this place torpedoed!"
"Ma'am, it's a pride flag. We'll take it down next month."
"Itâs an insult to real, decent American people like me! And I'll not have some degenerate dyke like you pushing your agendas and indoctrinating my children!"
"Ma'am, your children aren't even here. And I'm not a dyke, I'm a fe-"
"Where is your manager?!"
"I am the manager."
"That's it! You give me my money back this instant or I-"
"You'll obey."
"I will obey."
"God, you're annoying."
"Yes, Mistress. I am annoying."
"Hmph. I'm actually glad I finally have an excuse to do this. I've been putting up with your bullshit for years. But this month, I guess I'm a bit more...liberal with my powers. Eh heh. ... You think that was funny."
"Yes, Mistress. That was funny."
"Good. Now let's make you a more pleasant customer..."
A short time later...
"Do you understand?..."
"Yes, Mistress. I understand."
"Cool. Alright then. 3...2...1" Snap
"Oh Ehm Gee! You are so totally cute!"
"Eh heh. Thank you, Ma'am."
"Hehehe! Stawp. I'm Kara, not Ma'am. Soooo... ehm... What was I saying? Hehe. I am like, such a ditz."
"You were saying how hot it was out here, Kara."
"Ohh! You're so right! It is totally hot. Especially with you~ Hehehe! I don't need this silly jacket. Here. You should take it."
"Huh? Really?"
"Yah! It looks so much better on you, anyways. You're like...so hawt~"
"Eh heh heh. Uhm... you think so?..."
"Omigawd I did not just say that out loud! Hahaha! I can't help it~"
"Well, uh...Thanks, Kara. Heh. Um, if thereâs anything else I can do for you..."
"Mmmm~ Yeah. There totally is... But, like... not while you're here..."
"Wh-what? I-I uh... gulp W-Well, my...shift ends at 7..."
"Yay! See you at 8, hottie~"
"Fuck, I love women~"















