LIVE FROM THE SHINING SEAS OF [REDACTED] IT’S THE PINNED POST! WOO YEAH *JAZZ MUSIC*
hi all, you can call me Light! (funny enough i’ve only seen like 10 minutes of death note. but anyway) i’m 32 years old and a white cishet autistic man. this is an NSFW sideblog - anyone 18+ can follow but if you’re under 25/26 i probably won’t follow you back or reply. in any case, put your age in your bio. MINORS, DO NOT INTERACT.
all my original posts/writing pieces are under #mine 🙂
feel free to send asks! if you want ideas here are all the ask memes i reblogged
WHAT I LIKE
romance/affection
impregnation
pregnancy
birth (the calm and empowering kind. bonus points if it’s orgasmic)
tummies
lactation
eggpreg
outercourse (hotdogging, titfucking)
praise
spandex/tight clothes
swimsuits, swimming, water in general
body oil/paint
height difference (goes either way)
WHAT I DON’T
noncon
cheating
incest
raceplay
painful/stuck/screaming/difficult birth
pain/injury in general
medfet
artichoke pie (no seriously i tried it once and I think I might have gagged)
like 95% of birth denial
non-humanoid
DDLG/ageplay
vore/unbirth
DO NOT INTERACT IF
you’re under 18 / have no age in your bio. don’t do it. if you do it i'm blocking you
you’re a racist, misogynist, homophobe, transphobe, conservative, zionist, pedo, zoo, etc.
you’re one of those trad weirdos that are all “breeding strong for the nuclear family is a white woman’s duty to god” and shit
you use real births as fap material (if you’ve actually gone through pregnancy/birth or you’re going to then there’s nuance here)
you post leaked/stolen/“candid” content
you think the rock cover of get outta my dreams is better than the original billy ocean version. nah i'm kidding you can come on in. i do disagree though
you post any kind of ai “art”
you post nothing but women young enough to be your daughter
what else? OH YEAH here's the belly kink tierlist thing
