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⭐ clodagh | 18 ⭐️

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[hustleinatrap]

In honor of 19-year-old Simone Biles being named Woman Of The Year by ESPN. 

She won a record four gold medals at the Olympics. She’s untouchable!

Congratulations!

[tanosaurus]

okay but she is just literally flying. She doesn’t obey the laws of physics. She is her own law. Biles Law. Coolest woman ever.

[westafricanbaby]

I AM SOOOO PROUD 😢😢👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[anshelinasholie]

how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)

[corneliaavenue]

*Darren Criss does anything*

me: look at that harry potter man go

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[japotecture]

[justnoodlefishthings]

thank you asiatic clam man you are legend

[language-ing-deactivated2019022]

i will love this forever

[sarkisbian]

barrett wilbert weed: [breathes]

me:

[thebootydiaries]

“tell ur dog i said hi”

— me to all my friends w/ dogs   (via stability)

[whitelaws]

[saveoursestras]

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

[jackmansjoy]

facts only

[susiephone]

one of my favorite things about b99 is how jake is best friends with not one, but TWO women, and not only are his relationships with both of them fleshed out, unique, and 100% platonic, but it never even occurs to amy to worry about it. there’s no episode where amy thinks jake is cheating on her or secretly has a thing for gina and/or rosa. no one jokes that amy should watch out for them or keep an eye on jake. after jake starts dating amy, his friendships with rosa and gina are as tight as ever. because contrary to what 95% of tv would have you believe men and woman (gasp!) really can be just friends.

this shouldn’t be as remarkable as it is, but there you have it

[sameoldsin]

I’m gonna go live in an ikea for a while text me when communism happens

[mens-rights-activia]

Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

[mens-rights-activia]

According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again

[albearrawr]

Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.

[satansonmyside]

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[official-defalt]

Me packing my shit before there is hell all over greece because Hera beating the shit outta zeus and the thots he knocked up: 

[socialmediapeasant]

Hades, watching Zeus make the same mistake again:

[gemmdog]

Poseidon sitting there watching this unfurl again like:

[mental-health-recovery]

You’re not reading this by accident.

Everything is going to be okay.

Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before.

You’ve been this uncomfortable, anxious and scared, and you survived.

Close your eyes and feel the universe within you making a way for you right now.