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Now that was just bloody rude. “ Apologies, mate … I sometimes forget that small brains only think of small matters.” Tongue pressed to the inside of his cheek as he mulled the insult over, gaze roving over the other man’s face as the muscles along his neck and jaw tensed in frustrated anger. The last thing Hook needed was for the bloody buffoon standing in front of him to know he had struck a nerve. “ Better a landlocked pirate known for a weapon than a captain with a ship and an apparently … exhilarating… amount of facial hair.”
“Speaking of that rather questionable weapon of yours, word has it you’ve deprived the lasses of the pleasure of your company, such as it is. What say you, Jones?” One bushy brow arched in question even as he tried to stifle the grin that threatened to break free. “Letting another man captain your vessel? I’d like to say that I’m shocked, but that would be too great a lie for even a pirate such a meself to tell.”


















