sharte's secret diary

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powerful poops from my extra strength butt

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grrrrr

down boy down, quiet

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did you guys know it's actually really bad for you to eat expired condoms

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girl you make me wanna wipe my ass

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girl with a man fetish

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my hooves are more cloven than yours

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buddy of mine got poured into a cup once

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she's my jane goodall

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downloading poop from my butt and installing it into the toilet

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puked on the act math section so they put me in MATH 000. i am learning the number line

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taking all the smoke detectors out of my house because they don't bring me joy

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vulvo

vroom vroom! 🚗

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golly!

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my girlfriend: spank me

me: okay!

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revenge is a dish best served with various herbs and spices

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they should make a reverse kettle that takes boiling water and makes it room temperature

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(world where designer gum exists and i'm an interviewer at an award show) who are you chewing