Lucas Blog

Lucas Blog (pfp from low effort au mod from p0kasokas)

[thespelunkywormfromspelunky]

the other day i saw a kid doing surveys for money in the middle of econ. this man is a true businessman. yeah, earth? keep an eye out for ol' Mateo. he'll take all the resources on you

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dead by daylight fan dropping a pallet on a man chasing them and he just dies on the spot

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guy who only uses bing: see but microsoft pays me to do this so. i'm basically taking down big corpo by myself

guy who only uses DuckDuckGo: hold on let me DDG this real quick. wait hold on is that true let's see what the Duck has to say about this. we GOTTA DuckDuckGo this one

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assorted tetherball thoughts

this sport is cruel and dangerous. we are swinging around a ball of moderate heft and mass about a metal pole, combined with the rattiest rope you've ever seen to give you mad rope burn

there appears to be a certain age where they stop giving children tetherballs. probably because the school board realizes how barbaric tetherball is

"yeah let's just wrap this ball around a stick" what are we saying guys

you can buy a tetherball set at target for upwards of $80 so the small child you're taking care of can experience the innate joys of getting half your baby teeth knocked out because Nathan doesn't know what "Don't Grab" means

if you're an adult and you play tetherball i do not trust you

[thespelunkywormfromspelunky]

the name 'solar plexus' is far too cool to be the place that my friend used to tell people he would punch them in to knock all the wind out of them. he would never do that by the way. he used to flinch at tetherballs while standing outside of the court

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I forgot I owned and operated a "Tumblr Approved" blog. I sincerely apologize for this blunder. May the world forgive me for my transgressions

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freud's nonbinary throbbin' knob call that 'penis enby'

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i don't really believe in Gnomes

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i wonder if this Gnome did it

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if that old guy really did it that's the most hilarious outcome. cause whose peepaw is this 😭😭😭 someone come get your mans

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i don't really believe in Gnomes

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something happened to the Barkley Shut Up And Jam Gaiden dev's website and i'm not sure what it might be

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derek yu not winning best indie game at the game awards = aristotle not winning thought of the year at the annual Thinkfest. though one of these is more reasonable considering aristotle died and i haven't founded the Thinkfest yet

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when leffen dies i don't think he's going to heffen

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I am aware that my profile picture is from a mod for spelunky 2 and the name here is from spelunky hd. this is because of the dichotomy of man and such