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❛ Mmhmhm...what a ridiculous question. Why would you kill the possibilities of your ingredients by limiting yourself to a specialty? Well, if you say so... I don't know if it's right to say all cooking is creative... Chefs have the right to be called "chefs" because they create dishes. It'd be simple for a true chef to create something from nothing! ❜

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I made up this video when Danganronpa was still vaguely topical

But I'm glad I made it anyway

#( Caught live on the surveillance cameras || Video )#( Ultimate Nurse || Mikan )#( Ultimate Hope || Hajime )#( Ultimate chef || Teruteru )#//this is still accurate and amazing

bebx

are y’all safe or screwed

#( I can't cook. || OOC )#//teru: ha ha i get thrown daily anyway

from-across-the-stars:

Though pouting at first as his initial scheme was rendered useless, Gundham perked up in an instant when he realized he still had plenty of cards to play, should the chef be as predictable as he seemed. “Oh, but I am. I just fail to see what about such a thing is funny. Laughter…does not tend to be the results I am known for….” It’s said with a smirk as he stepped closer, the breeder looming over the much smaller man with a taunt in his tone. “Perhaps…you would like a demonstration?”

If Gundham was expecting a reaction, he certainly will get one.

As the breeder stepped forward, their height difference made all the more obvious, and that offer was said, he wiggled excitedly in place. Was he REALLY going through with this?

His breath quickened as his eagerness mounted. In fact, he was starting to drool a bit at the thought.

❛ Ohhh~! YES! I’d love a hands-on demonstration of this~. ❜

#suggestive cw #from-across-the-stars #( Who's hungry? || IC )#//oh he could break teru in half and he will get a thank you as well as a banquet

mudskip-muses

“Would someone be so kind as to explain why my Ultimate title is so endlessly humorous? I fail to see why it invokes such laughter upon being spoken.”

theultimatechef

❛ ‘Cause breeding can also apply to humans so it sounds like YOU are the ultimate person to be bred with and has nothing to do with animals. I’m surprised you didn’t know this. ❜

So matter-of-fact with no hints of shame whatsoever. That’s how Teruteru rolls with this sort of talk.

#suggestive cw #from-across-the-stars #( Who's hungry? || IC )#//other people: um uh--#//teruteru: ANYWAY IT'S BECAUSE--

theultimxtegxmer:

“Of course!” she replied enthusiastically to his game query. “What kind of things do you find enjoyable? And are you looking to expand past cooking as well? Because I could recommend some cooking themed games.There are quite a few simulators for different types of cooking and restaurants are very common in the time-management genre. Or we could go for something similar to cooking, like games with crafting elements?”

Chiaki loved finding games for her friends to enjoy, maybe just as much as she enjoyed playing them. It always brightened her day to hear her friends liked a game she recommended, and she would always be up for playing with them, if they so desired.

❛ Other than my passion for cooking and lewd matters, I do enjoy any time I can use my creativity. Like when I get cozy with a good book and imagine how the scenes go as I read. I mean, that’s how I’m such a great chef: the ability to utilize that for my dishes! Hmhmhm... ❜

A kind smile that also contained a bit of pride appeared when he managed to sneak in talk of his cooking. He couldn’t help it. He loves that handy talent of his and will mention it whenever he can.

❛ In general, I’m a fan of anything that can get my noodle going. Especially puzzles! And also board games or just playing with others. But...games relating to cooking and restaurant management? I’m already living that life--and doing VERY well, if I may add--but maybe some added experience would be good. Maybe get some ideas for my future restaurant as well. ❜

#theultimxtegxmer #( Who's hungry? || IC )#//it's already a good wholesome time #//love these two

@theultimxtegxmer

❛ Oh, Chiaki~? You wouldn’t happen to have any game suggestions that would intrigue my big city tastes, hmm? I’ve been meaning to try other video games but I’m at a loss of what’s all out there. I was hoping for something that wasn’t a visual novel or eroge, believe it or not. ...but if you had any good ones of my usual genres, let me know of those as well~. ❜

Oddly enough, this was a genuine question. As much as he loved those genres, he wanted a breath of fresh air. Try a platformer or a puzzle game maybe? The Ultimate Gamer would totally have some good ideas up her sleeves.

#theultimxtegxmer #( Who's hungry? || IC )#//time to bother chiaki #//let them bond too

❛ Looking back at the last two conversations I had, there’s a disturbing trend of threats towards my family jewels and I’m not for that. Insult my cooking, my looks, even my personality. Just leave them out of this. ❜

#suggestive cw #( Who's hungry? || IC )#//my trend of trying to say 'dick' without saying dick is also still here #//though it's tough and i really don't want to google them

from-across-the-stars:

“Yeah I’ll pull your fucking pork alright, right off your goddamn body!” Is that a knife or-

Nope, no it’s a knife, expertly flicked open as well…

The knife was spotted and the chef...really didn’t like where this was going, easily told by his smile suddenly vanishing when it was brandished. Under any circumstances, he DOES NOT want his precious loins to be severed. For sexual purposes or otherwise.

❛ WAITWAITWAIT, YOU’RE SERIOUS?! I-I may be a freak when it comes to certain topics but THIS? Not even I’M into it and that should say a lot. Besides, I didn’t even ask! ❜

...he was thinking about it but it never slipped out of his mouth.

#suggestive tw #from-across-the-stars #( Who's hungry? || IC )#//'welcome back teru; now get sliced'#//anyway sorry fuyu

mudskip-muses

“If one more fucking person asks me my dick size, I’m cutting theirs off and adding it to my collection.”

theultimatechef

❛ ...can you at least pull my pork before you take it? That’s, like, common courtesy. ❜

#suggestive tw #from-across-the-stars #( Who's hungry? || IC )#//sb: -talks about dicks-#//teruteru: -powerpoint transitions onto the scene-

lya-lya121

giving-brain

@theultimatechef

#( Ultimate Chef || Teruteru )#( Ultimate Inventor || Miu )#( Ultimate Pianist || Kaede )#//ah yes the horny besties #//and kaede

rhinozilla

You know what I'm a slut for? When a character visibly drops a ruse. Like, the way their face changes the moment they give up a facade and reveal themselves.

This applies to revealing love, apathy, anger, evil intent. I mcfuckin love it.

#( You got a Hope Fragment! || Musings )#//ho ho #//he does this only for certain moments #//moments of tenderness and trust #//and anger accidentally

No thoughts, head full of lewd imagery and food.

#( Who's hungry? || IC )#//plot twist: that's all that's in there anyway #//but consider this a life update from me #//hurricane didn't do any damage to my area #//just fucking wimdy and rainy #//so no worries about me #//but stay safe to those still in its path

SLAM!

❛ ...did somebody mention switches? ❜

#( Who's hungry? || IC )#( Perusing the peers... || Dash Commentary )#//popping in super quick before i sleep #//got a hurricane coming in and i gotta get up early for work

A...bit of a random question but here we are:

What does TeruTeru think of Happy Meals?

❛ Overall, they are...ok. I’m not a fan that they’re from a greasy shithole restaurant with food that’s definitely NOT HEALTHY FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION but they do offer apple slices, milk, and such as alternatives. Gotta respect that. ❜

#( Shrouded customers || Anons )#( Order up! || Ask Answered )#//he'll fist fight the mcdonalds clown himself #//though he's not a fan of clowns in general so that would be an awkward fight

Somebody asking the real questions:

Chunky body vs muscled body?

❛ Why not both~? ❜

#( Shrouded customers || Anons )#( Order up! || Ask Answered )#'also are you trying to start a debate here?'#'it's not gonna work'#'because i'm a fan of any and all body types'#'only a FOOL wouldn't'

hxpelessnurse:

“Would you like to be on the sharp end of a castration knife?”

❛ Ca-ca-ca-ca...castration knife? No! No no no, I-I get your point. ...but I never expected you to be into something like that. And I thought my kinks were out there. ❜

#hxpelessnurse #( Who's hungry? || IC )#//that's a good way to fire back for sure #//any threats to the loins aren't taken lightly

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