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THE LAST OF US TV SHOW QUOTE - SENTENCE STARTERS:
"You haven't seen the world, so you don't know. You keep goin' for family. That's about it."
"Sometimes things don't work out the way we hope."
"You tell me to 'look for the light' and I'll break your jaw."
"I was never afraid before you showed up."
"When you're lost in the darkness, look for the light."
"I'm gonna kill you!"
"This is your chance. You get her there, you keep her alive, and you set everything right."
"So time heals all wounds, I guess."
"If you just keep going, you find something to fight for."
"Well, I mean, you got some balls on you, sister."
"Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me."
"We can be all poetic and just lose our minds together."
"There's a whole lot you're not telling me. Good. Therein lies the point. Be careful who you put your faith in. The only people who can betray us... are the ones we trust."
"Save who you can save."
"The more people you shoot, the harder it is to sleep."
"So, don't tell me that I'd be safer with somebody else, because the truth is, I would just be more scared."
"People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow."
"It's the normal people that scare me."
"There's always something bad out there."
"Endure and survive."
"You think I can still handle things, but I'm not who I was."
"It wasn't time that did it."
"Everything happens for a reason."
"Tell them that [name] is the little girl who broke your fucking finger."
"A bad reputation doesn't mean you're bad."
"It better be the exact same spot your buddy points to."
"I can't fucking do this without you."
"You don't get to rush this."
"If you love someone, you can always see their face."
"I don't think I can forgive you for this...but I would like to try."
"I'll follow you anywhere you go."
"If you turn into a monster, is it still you inside?"
"I hope you do a little better than me."
"Arby’s didn’t give free lunches."
"You're right, you're not my daughter."
"80s means trouble. Code broken."
"It was either him or me."
"Bomb this city and everyone in it."
"I swear."
"It's okay. I got you, baby girl."
"Our luck had to run out sooner or later."
"You mattered to me first."
"After all we’ve been through, everything I’ve done, it can’t be for nothing."
"I have lost something. I'm failing in my sleep."
"Are you in fucking therapy?"
"Well, here's your chance to bring your kid into a better world."
"I know I'm a hard-ass, and maybe overprotective."
"How many Infected does it take to bring down a bear?"
"I was trying to sound like a badass. "
BEST OF TV AND MOVIE ROMANCE QUOTES - SENTENCE STARTERS (P2):
"Here's looking at you, kid."
"Winning that ticket, [name], was the best thing that ever happened to me… it brought me to you."
"You make me want to be a better man."
"It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you."
"You’re the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last."
"Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy."
"You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person you cannot live without."
"If it were my choice, I'd want to be with you forever."
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
"You are, and always have been, my dream."
"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away."
"Some people are worth melting for."
"My heart is, and always will be, yours."
"You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever."
"I love you right up to the moon– and back."
"You're not hard to get, at all. You're hard to earn. That's so much better."
"As you wish."
"I got off the plane."
"You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger."
"I love you 3000."
"But it's not about him. It's about why the fuck you think he deserves you. You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine."
"You and I are meant to be together. Period. The end. Cue happy ending music."
"Together or not at all."
"Pick me. Choose me. Love me."
"And sometimes you love a person just because they feel like home."
"When all my dreams come true, the one I want next to me is you."
"Sometimes, you have to be apart from the people you love, but that doesn't make you love them any less. Sometimes, you love them more."
"When I'm with her,I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything."
"I believe that we can be extraordinary together rather than ordinary apart."
"You find your soulmate, you get married, you stay together until you die. Period."
"This thing we're doing here, you, me. I'm in. I'm all in."
"You jump, I jump Jack."
"I'm with you 'til the end of the line."
"You were the first boy who made me feel loved, and visible. And you are my first love...and I want more than anything for you to be my last."
"I love you in every universe."
BEST OF TV AND MOVIE ROMANCE QUOTES - SENTENCE STARTERS:
"The truth of it is, I've loved you from the first second I met you."
"And I'd choose you; in a hundred different lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and choose you."
"You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."
"You make happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way."
"I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
"You gave me forever within the numbered days. I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity.
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to be love, and be loved in return."
"You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I, love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you."
"If you love someone...you say it, right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment...just passes you by."
"I vow to love you, and no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find our way back to each other."
"Nice boys don't kiss like that."
"You are pretty much the only thing that makes me want to get up in the morning."
"Love requires sacrifice, but it's worth it. Always."
"You had me at hello..."
"Our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it."
"He was your first love, I intend to be your last."
"I think I'd miss you even if we never met."
"Love is the best thing we can do."
"Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours."
"I can't imagine my life without you."
"You are the bane of my existence, and the object of all my desires."
"Don't say I never gave you anything."
"You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, [name]."
"Will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?"
"I love you and I like you."
"It's you and me. It's always been you and me."
"Not enough for me? You are everything."
"Take me to bed or lose me forever."
"You make me feel right, [name]."
"It's like my life isn't real to me unless you're there, and you're in it, and I'm sharing it with you."
"If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain't nothing you can't do together."
"But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even a little bit. Not even at all."
"I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest."
"I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day."
"My heart calls your name."
"If I had to dream up the perfect woman, she wouldn't even come close to you."
"All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us."
"There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her."
"The worst day of loving someone is the day you lose them."
"When the moment is right, confess your love."
"I knew I’d never be able to remember what [name] wore that day. But I also knew I’d never forget the way she looked."
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
"To me, you are perfect."
"I love you. You complete me."
"No, I like you very much. Just as you are."
TOP GUN MAVERICK QUOTE SENTENCE STARTERS!
"I don't like that look, [name]."
"Please don't tell me we lost an engine."
"I saved your life!"
"I saved your life. That's the whole point. What the hell were you even thinking?"
"[name]...you look good."
"One last question, who's the better pilot, you or me?"
"Your reputation precedes you."
"This is the last time I'm going out your window."
"The man's a stealth pilot."
"Talk to me dad."
"You told me not to think!"
"It's not the plane, it's the pilot."
"There's more than one way to fly this mission."
"He's the fastest man alive."
"I finished second, just wanted to manage exceptations."
"Easy, [name]. Let's try not to get fired on the first day."
"You're where you belong."
"Trust your instincts. Don't think, just do."
"Talk to me [name]."
"It's time to let go."
"What the enemy doesn't know is your limits."
"You don't have time to think up there, if you think, you're dead."
"Why is it that eveytime we fly together we end up in a bar?"
"I'm not a teacher, [name]. I'm a fighter pilot. Naval aviator. It's not what I am, it's who I am."
"It's one of life's mysteries, sir."
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your savior speaking."
"Where am I?"
"Fight's on. Let's turn and burn!"
"This is a nice moment, let's not ruin it."
"He would always resent me for what I did. Why should he resent her too?"
"It's been an honor, Captain."
"How's my wingman?"
"You're supposed to be in the Navy!"
"Am I dismissed?"
"Look, I have an example to set, I can't be bringing guys home on the first date."
"We're out of time, I'm dropping blind."
"Why are the wings coming out, [name]?"
"What's the story with you and [name]? Seems like he's got you a little rattled."
"You give 'em hell!"
"Thanks for the beers, come back anytime."
"I flew as fast as I could. Kinda like my ass depended on it."
"How low do you want to go, [name]?"
"My dad believed in you. I'm not gonna make the same mistake."
"Do some of that pilot shit, [name]!"
"I am good, [name], very good."
"It's the only one I've got."
"You weren't ready."
"I don't sail boats, [name]. I land on them."
"He wants Mach 10, let's give him Mach 10."
"This guy needs an ego check."
"Despite your best efforts, you refuse to die."
"Just wave and smile."
"Thank you for saving my life."
"Everyone here is the best there is. Who the hell are they going to get to teach us?"
"I was trying to be the father he lost. I wish I would have done better."
"No idea what they're saying."
"You said to create a team, sir. There's your team."
"Having fun yet?"
"The Navy needs [name]. The kid needs [name]. It's why I fought for you."
"You've got some balls, stick jockey."
"I am good. I'm very good. In fact I'm too good to be true."
"[name], let me be blunt. You were not my first choice."
"It's what my dad would have done."
"How are we going to get this museum piece into the air?"
"[name], the only place you'll lead anyone is an early grave."
"I can go as low as you, sir, and that's saying something."
"Put that in your Pentagon budget!"
"Just don't break her heart again."
"That's why we call him Hangman. He will always leave you out to dry."
"You really don't get it. On a mission, a man flies like [name] or they don't come back."
"Alright sweetheart, one last ride."
"For reasons unknown only to the Almighty and your guardian angel, you've been called back to Top Gun."
"Oh [name]...I could never stay mad at you. That's the problem."
"Don't give me that look."
"What's in the past is past, for both of us."
"Time is your greatest enemy."
FEMALE! MARVEL SENTENCE STARTERS
“Choose your next words wisely.”
“Did I step on your moment?”
“Touch me and the only thing you’ll feel is a broken jaw.”
“I have nothing to prove to you.”
“I can’t control their fear, only my own.”
“That’s how you punch.”
“Everybody’s afraid of something.”
“I know my own value. Anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter.”
“I’m always picking up after you boys.”
“Who’s the hot mess now?”
“You’re late.”
“That’s not a question I needed answered.”
“Well, nobody’s perfect.”
“Oh my god…that was really violent.”
“I was having 12% of a moment.”
“I’m in the middle of an interrogation. This moron is giving me everything.”
“We have to be greater than what we suffer.”
“He’s saved my life twice and I’ve never even seen his face.”
“If you except disappointment, then you can never really get disappointed.”
“Tell me the truth…I’m ready to hear it.”
“Some people have even called me the world’s greatest archer.”
“When you help someone, you help everyone.”
“You guys are losers.”
“He came here to protect his reputation.”
“We have made some very public mistakes. we need to win their trust back.”
“I can’t believe you guys are at this lame party.”
“Go get ’em, Tiger.”
“Some promises are meant to be broken.”
“Great plan. I love the part where I almost bled to death.”
“You should have learned.”
“You can’t defeat a man who commands the very will of others.”
“Why did you make me do that?”
“Just wait and tell me when you see me again.”
“Secrets have a cost. They’re not free. Not now, not ever.”
“Time will tell how much I love you.”
“Unless I have your reports and coffee, I’m invisible.”
“It’s time we stand up for what’s right.”
“Your pain only makes you stronger.”
“This isn’t the end. There are other things that can give your life meaning.”
“You’re such a poser.”
“Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say ‘No, you move’.”
CHRIS KELLER SENTENCE STARTERS
“(name), I really have changed!”
“I never went to sleep.”
“It was always between us, (name). Whether you admit it or not.”
“See in the movies, this is sexual tension.”
“Actually, my name is (name).”
“Did you like that perfume? I’m kind of sexy like that sometimes.”
“(first and last name) says you’re welcome.”
“You’re not ready.”
“Whatever. Not emo enough for you?”
“(name) can sleep in my bed.”
“What? I can’t hear you over the crappy song.”
“Never do that again. Tasted like devil’s ass.”
“What’s up blondie?”
“I’ll drink to that.”
“We’re going to jail.”
“How did you know I wasn’t aiming there?”
“(first and last name)’s work is done here.”
“What? You don’t think I got game?”
“Dude, totally not mine.”
“Can’t you trust her? Cause if you can, you’ve got nothing to worry about.”
“I was on the lam!”
“AAAHHHH! WAAAAAHHH!”
“What the hell are you doing sleeping with my best friend?”
“Paradise gone. Seems appropriate.”
“What if it’s not enough?”
“That song is crappy. That ass is not.”
“Three cheerleaders. God loves (name).”
“What? You found Haley James?”
“(name) doesn’t like this.”
“The difference between want and success is grabbing opportunity when it comes.”
“I don’t want to ruin my guitar hands.”
“Fair enough. It’s late. I’m attractive. It scares you.”
“Woah, why are you hugging a stranger lady?”
“(name) likes jamming with (name), that way he works with the best.”
“You still don’t get it, do you? They’re the same.”
“Just like any other night on (name)’s tour bus.”
“(name) was dog paddling just fine.”
“Looking for an autograph?”
“(name) doesn’t open, he headlines.”
“Who do I need to screw to get a burger around here?”
“Lunchtime quickie, nice.”
“I will! When you start kissing her.”
“(name) always springs for breakfast.”
“So just consider yourself punched.”
“You said (name) was pretty?”
“My therapist said I wasn’t held enough.”
“Whoa, okay. I know we’re all keyed up here and there’s a lot of tension but there’s no need to get personal.”
“Did someone say threesome? Cause I’m sore but I could be real down for that.”
“You said you weren’t going to tell anyone that.”
“Well well well…”
“(first and last name) can do it all, baby.”
ONCE MORE WITH FEELING: Buffy 6x07 Sentence Starters
“I’ve got a theory.”
“I’m under your spell.”
“I’ve been going through the motions, walking through the part.”
“I swear that I’ll never tell.”
“Nothing seems to penetrate my heart.”
“Life’s not a song. Life is just this: it’s living. You’ll get along. The pain that you feel you can only heal by living.”
“You have to go on living, so one of us is living.”
“I love a good entrance.”
“How are you with death scenes?”
“Say you're happy now, once more with feeling.”
“What did you sing about?”
“But I just want to feel.”
“I just want to be alive.”
“It could be witches!”
“Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes.”
“What can’t we face if we’re together?”
“That’s gloomy.”
“I know I should go but I follow you like a man possessed.”
“Why won’t you let me rest in peace?”
“Well, I’m not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there’s definitely something unnatural going on here.”
“What else would I wanna pump you for?”
“I touch the fire and it freezes me.”
“Oh my god. You will never believe what happened at school today.”
“So last night, did anybody burst into song?”
“Will you still make me waffles when we’re married?”
“Come now, is that really what you feel? Isn’t life a miraculous thing?”
“Work with me, British man. Give me an axe and show me where to point it.”
“What’s up? You’re all bad moody.”
“So…you’re not staying then?”
“Oh. I thought you took care of that.”
“I know I said that I’d be standing by your side.”
“There’s nothing that we can’t face.”
“Oh my gosh. Did it sing?”
“They got the mustard out.”
“I’ll never want your opinion.”
“I think I was in Heaven.”
“The day you suss out what you want, there’ll probably be a parade.”
“But we’ll walk alone in fear.”
“Life’s not a song. Life isn’t bliss. Life is just this. It’s living.”
BLAIR WALDORF QUOTES: A MEME
“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”
“I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.”
“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”
“I may not be spontaneous or delightful or full of surprises and my hair might not sparkle when it catches the light but…”
“Do we deserve it? No. Do we need to put up with it? Definitely not.”
“(name). I should have known it was you from the sound of that disdainful silence.”
“I’m gonna need another drink to pretend I just heard that.”
“I realized that while we can’t tear out a single page of our life, we can throw the whole book in the fire.”
“Tell me you know who Vera Wang is or keep walking.”
“You’re kinda not invited.”
“I’m the best of the best. I’m (first and last name).”
“You’ve got to be kidding.”
“Well, here’s my advice. Have a little faith and if that doesn’t work, a lot of mimosas.”
“Nothing’s holding me back anymore. I know what I want and I’m gonna get it.”
“I would rather…shop anyhow.”
“Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize. You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you.”
“Destiny is for losers. It’s just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.”
“We can’t let the men of our past define us.”
“Oh, my life is so bountiful. I don’t need a boyfriend to be fulfilled.”
“I’m sick of always looking like Darth Vader next to Sunshine Barbie.”
“Watch and learn, ladies. The most important parties to attend are the ones you’re not invited to.”
“I don’t need friends, I need more champagne.”
“What I want is to become a powerful woman.”
“If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.”
“When you start seeing your worth, you’ll stop seeing people who don’t.”
“Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
“We’re not servants to our emotions. We can control them, suppress them, stop them out like bugs.”
“As you can see, I survived without you.”
“Once again the world has proven, anything you can do; I can do better.”
“People don’t write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared life goals, or stimulating conversion. The great loves are the crazy ones.”
“Just because we can’t be together doesn’t mean I won’t love you.”
“Fashion is art and culture and history and everything I love combined.”
“Some people are simply better than others.”
“Stop whatever you’re doing. We need to shop.”
“If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.”
“Things are never as bad as you think.”
“I’m going to shop until you drop.”
“Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish.”
“We make our own fairytales.”
“Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I’m yours.”
“You need to be cold to be queen.”
“Sleep is for the weak.”
“I would punch (name) in the face for free.”
“Spare me those expressive eyebrows.”
“Not everyone can be.”
“You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan.”
“There’s always an excuse for shopping.”
“You deserve someone who would move mountains for you if he had to.”
“I will not be weak anymore.”
“Damn that mother Chucker.”
“I’ve been waiting all summer to feel summer again, and I won’t be pulled back into the darkness.”
“I lost my true self, but I want to be found.”
“I would never put my fate in someone else’s hands.”
“Don’t act like I didn’t fight for you. I did. Hard. For a long time. So, please, forgive me if now that we’re over, I’m exhausted.”
“I look forward to never seeing you again.”
“What we have is a great love. It’s complicated. All-consuming. No matter what we do and how much we fight, it’ll always pull us in.”
“What can I say? He brings out the worst in me. And weirdly, I bring the best, the very best in him.”
“I am Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly is me.”
“Don’t go all Notebook on me. Not now. I need you.”
“You are living proof a person can’t buy class.”
“The most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential.”
“As my mother always says, fashion knows not of comfort. All that matters is the face you show the world.”
“I hope never giving up on people isn’t going to be my downfall.”
“I kissed someone. And it was a truly life-changing experience.”
JOHN MULANEY QUOTES: A MEME
“Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that’s awesome.”
“These are the people that opened the door for the horse.”
“I try to stay a little optimistic even though I will admit, things are getting pretty sticky.”
“Hey, look at that high-waisted man. He got feminine hips!”
“My vibe is like, hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
“I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day, I’ll die.”
“Just ‘cause you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting.”
“I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.”
“You remember being 12, when you’re like, ‘No one look at me or I’ll kill myself’.”
“Shut up! You’re all gonna die. Street smarts!”
“I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.”
“First off, get out of here with your facts.”
“Percentage-wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them.”
“Being president looks like the worst job in the world.”
“Okay, let’s go over there and destroy the place.”
“No one cared what I thought.”
“Hey, remember when we met in the science building?”
“The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with hoe you still fail at it a lot of the time.”
“I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.”
“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
“And I said ‘no’. You know, like a liar.”
“Your opinion doesn’t matter in elementary school either.”
“I was just tiny and dumb and easy to trick.”
“I’ve never talked to my dad about that, but I figured I would tell all of you.”
“Well, here goes nothing. You ever seen a ghost?”
“My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.”
“I don’t look older, I just look worse.”
“I look back on being 17 think and ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?’”
“I don’t make plans anymore. So I’m not living minute to minute.”
“You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don’t know what they’re talking about.”
“My mom would blame me for things that happened on the news. That is true.”
“College was like a four-year game show called ‘Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?’”
“Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.”
“I was over on the bench.”
“13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world.”
“And then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.”
“I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.”
“Things don’t exist until they exist.”
“People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I’ve done.”
“Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.”
“I like the idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be.”
“My standup persona is like I’ll heighten things, but I’m observing the world as it is in sort of a heightened emotional state.”
“If you are a school student, your opinion does not matter.”
“I like to pace onstage.”
“I still like to turn on the TV and watch whatever’s on.”
“In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”
“I was once on the telephone with Blobkbuster Video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence.”
“You can’t always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.”
“I’m a very lucky person. I’m an idiot, and I’ve shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don’t feel like I deserve good treatment.”
“I quit drinking because I used to drink too much, then I would blackout, and I would ruin parties.”
“I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t.”
“I’m like an iPhone, it’s going to be worse versions of this every year, plus I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason.”
“Sometimes babies will point at me and I don’t care for that shit at all.”
“And I know now that I’m definitely never gonna be the president.”
“Now, I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
“If you ever ask an adult whtat they did over the weekend and they say they didn’t do anything, their faces light up. ‘I, um…I did nothing. I did nothing at all’.”
FALLON CARRINGTON QUOTES: A MEME
“I am sick and tired of being used by miserably ungrateful man.”
“Wealth-shaming is for the working class.”
“You wanna gaslight me? I will set the gasoline on fire.”
“I make the rules, and I always win. Sometimes gracefully.”
“I know you hate to admit when you’re wrong, but I think you should start getting used to it.”
“No one cares what you think. Especially not me.”
“I don’t want the (last name) name. I’ve got (last name) blood.”
“Barbie needs to change her outfit.”
“I love you almost as much as I love my trust fund.”
“You know, there’s a thin line between true love and truly psycho.”
“I’ll figure it out. I always do.”
“This is how new dynasties are born.”
“For the love of God, try wearing an age-appropriate outfit for once.”
“I would never let you go to jail.”
“Oh, by that time, you’ll love me too much to let me go.”
“Lord knows you love to get down on your knees.”
“I answer to no man.”
“(first and last name) is going down.”
“I know you always think I’m not listening, but I’m listening.”
“How many men do I need to say this to? I don’t need your protection!”
“Do you even know what snow is?”
“I could use a drink.”
“I know self-defense, and I will shove my Louboutins so far up your ass.”
“You know I can charm the pants off of anyone.”
“I like to think of my assistant as an automatic ‘like’ to all my Insta posts.”
“You are far from perfect, but you are not responsible for her crazy.”
“I know I was only tied up for a day, but it made me realize that I have been tied to somebody my entire life.”
“Do you trust me?”
“That was supposed to be mine.”
“Well, everything in moderation, especially family bonding.”
“Wish me luck.”
“Every day, I take one man’s dirt and turn it into diamonds.”
“(name)’s book is about me.”
“I’m just a rich girl standing in front of a poor boy, asking him to forgive her.”
“Don’t jinx it.”
“I would rather take painting lessons from John Wayne Gacy.”
“No. Actually, I feel great. Boop.”
“Oh, I’ll be sure to get my hair done.”
“Because I’d just like to have to have a word with her, or maybe a heated argument.”
“Kiss my bass!”
“Nothing is easy for me right now.”
“Beep you bitch!”
“I’ve had enough. (name) would not be ducking me if I were a man. And no one ducks (insert first and last name).”
“My merger is falling apart.”
“I can win him back.”
“(name) and I have a connection.”
“It’s going to be the society’s wedding of the season. It’s a shame you’re no longer invited.”
“Well, obviously nothing is set in stone. This is just to give you an idea of what I’m thinking.”
“Everyone here knows I was born into diamonds.”
“But if I let you come, will you let me touch your hair?”
“It’s true what they say. The best things in life are free.”
“Look, the fantasy where you’re smart, funny, and appealing to women only exists on your laptop.”
“Ugh. Why do men always have to ruin everything by talking about their feelings?”
“The point is you can be anything you want to be.”
JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE: SENTENCE STARTERS
“Dude, I’m deep. I’m dating the Poetry club.”
“I’ll let you in on a secret though. My mom says I’m special on the inside.”
“I’m so tying so hard, but I’m out of plays.”
“I don’t think she’s your type.”
“Girl is my type.”
“Oh! Girls! Peace and love! Come on!”
“I was just breathing. I breathe a lot.”
“I guess I was invisible for so long that it felt good to be noticed.”
“You know, for you, I don’t have to give up all meat.”
“Define anyone.”
“I’m so depressed, I couldn’t even enjoy the break-up sex.”
“Man, you whipped!”
“Or…my really nice butt?”
“I’m losing tone?”
“Just be careful who you pretend to be. I mean I’d hate if you forgot who you are.”
Let’s get back in the game.”
“Oh. You’re the other (insert last name)?”
“I’m…not quite ready to order.”
“(name)’s still in the truck.”
“(first and last name), there’s only one guy out there for me, but you are not him.”
“How exactly did he get burned?”
“You can’t really hum to Cheap Trick.”
“We all want to kill (insert name).”
“‘Live and let live’ is whar I say, (insert name). Takes all kinds to build a freeway.”
“You mean he was able to be intimate without being…intimate?”
“I’d hit him with my car if he wouldn’t make body cats a fashion statement.”
“He’s probably just in town for a layover and he’s just looking for someone to lay over.”
“Chocolate makes everything better.”
“‘Jerk’ isn’t really my type.”
“This guy is cheating on all of you and instead of taking out on him, you’re beating the shit out of each other?”
“When he speaks to you, count to three in your head before you answer him.”
“What are you girls doing?” // “Destroying a man.”
“Maybe I come on too strong, but…I don’t know. I just have to put my whole heart into things.”
“It’s not even my date and he still gets me out of my skirt!”
“I can’t believe I ate meat for him.”
“You’re perfect (name)...and so far not flammable.”
“Get out of here, you little perv.”
“Where is everyone?”
“We share a vegan/non-violent outlook on life.”
“No, I knew a guy like him – Skip.”
“Wow. Okay.”
“Stop – with the rhyming.”
“(name) and I belong together. He’s the varsity captain, and after all, I AM the head cheerleader.”
“So did you like the flowers?”
“Well I didn’t have a pen…”
“So you’re lab partners with (name) right? What’s her deal?”
“It’s always about me. (name). (name). (name).”
“You weren’t at that party last night. Where were you?”
“Slut in truck.”
“I think this belongs to you (name). I found it in my bed.”
“Show’s over ladies. Back to your room.”
“Dude, those are for ladies.”
“So I’m not just some ‘82 Bordeaux you want to uncork and pork?”
“Who do I make my check out to?”
“It doesn’t work like that with your hormone production.”
“Normally, I’m opposed to the slaughter, but in (name)’s case, I’ll make an exception.”
“Holy Jamma Lamma. Kiss her again.”
“I wish it could just be simple, like a retro pop song, ‘I want you to want me’. Boom. End of story. We all live happily ever after. But it’s never like that, is it?”
“She’s right. He’s always making me feel guilty.”
“Well, it’s totally on the DL. I mean, not fit to print. I’m dating…(insert name).”
“(name), what are you wearing?”
“Don’t show any interest. Don’t even look at him too much.”
“You know what, that was no accident!”
“What the hell is your problem?”
“LANGUAGE!”
“Yeah, yeah, I know. We all hate each other.”
“You came early to dentention?”
“Sorry, what kind of cheerleader?”
JJ MAYBANK QUOTES: A MEME
“You powerpuff girls have fun!”
“Mold is good for you. It’s just a natural organism.”
“I’m actually gonna down that.”
“Housekeeping!”
“(name)! You look like Lady Liberty!”
“Be safe.”
“Just give me that John D already.”
“I was under duress!”
“Why you so weird, (name)?”
“We could…move really slowly.”
“I have polio, bro. I can’t walk.”
“Decapitation quadrant.”
“Not much of a hugger, man!”
“Stupid things have good outcomes all the time.”
“You still love us though, right?”
“Holler if you need anything. We’ll holler back.”
“I claim thee Poguelandia.”
“I love third-wheeling. It’s my favorite thing.”
“I think I’m Sherlock Holmes.”
“Our mission this summer is to have a good time, all the time.”
“Bends like…bend over?”
“I can’t read cursive.”
“Like the Spanish…just bon voyage!”
“Hopefully it’s better than springing me out of jail.”
“What the f– fu– fu..fuuuudge?”
“I CAN’T HEAR YOU, MAN!”
“Are you blaming me?”
“Hey, (name)? How do you kill a snake?”
“You’re it.”
“Oh I heard that, you little bastard.”
“To going full pogue.”
“Hey, you alright?”
“Deny, deny, deny.”
“Hell no, I don’t have a passport. Kookiest thing ever.”
“Good to see you (name). Nice to have something in your mouth.”
“I thought you were security.”
“Well, why should I kill him? He’s done nothing to me.”
“Unexcepted PDA there, Dr. Spock.”
“How did I get this job anyway?”
“I’m on probation.”
“Love you too, man.”
“Do you want me to come? Because I’ll come.”
“Just like my old man always told me: never ever trust cops. No matter what the circumstance is.”
“Woogity wooogity?”
“Look at this shit.”
“Fish on!”
“Hey. Hey. Yo. Yo. Yo! Cut it out! Alright?”
“Okay, no. That’s code red!”
“Dude, what?”
SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…
Who’s the cuddler?
Who makes the bed?
Who wakes up first?
Who has the weird taste in music?
Who is more protective?
Who sings in the shower?
Who cries during movies?
Who spends the most while out shopping?
Who kisses more roughly?
Who is more dominant?
My rating of the ship from 1-10.
RORY GILMORE QUOTES: A MEME
“Nothing excites me before 11:00.”
“It’s Avril Lavigne’s world. We’re just living in it.”
“My books look sad. Can books look sad?”
“I just got hit by a deer!”
“I’m ready to wallow now.”
“Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals?”
“I love you, you idiot.”
“Thanks for the concept of lunch.”
“Take comfort in the fact that you are not doing it alone.”
“I’m going to a serious school now, I need a serious paper.”
“My sock drawer could be a better mother than Courtney Love.”
“God, you’re like a pop-up book from Hell!”
“Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith.”
“You jump, I jump, Jack.”
“Not in front of the books, (name)!”
“Timers are for kids.”
“If you had taken me camping, I’d have wilderness skills.”
“You’re wearing a newspaper on your head and you want me to be serious?”
“We’re breaking up. Except we can’t break up because we’re nothing.”
“A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl.”
“How about a little Charlotte Bronte?”
“I’m here because I enjoy books and because I read books.”
“I don’t even know how to respond to that.”
“I’ll eat to that.”
“I just take a book with me everywhere. It’s a habit.”
“I cannot do this alone. I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it.”
“Don’t show it to me. I have no time for recreation reading until June.”
“I’m a girl. My voice is my voice.”
“I can’t. I have to study.”
“You know what? I don’t want my change. Money makes people shallow.”
“I can’t believe I’m in the blogosphere.”
“I should go. I have a massive amount of reading to do.”
“You swear on the lead singer of Blur?”
“I think I may have loved you, but I need to just let it go.”
“I’m gonna have to quit drinking coffee! And I love coffee! I really love coffee!”
“Wow, this is bad.”
“Sorry, too late.”
“Come back, refocus, remember the goal.”
“Well, good luck with that.”
“You look good. The years don’t seem to have hardened you.”
“Why are you only nice to me?”
CAROLINE FORBES: SENTENCE STARTERS
“I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.”
“Everyone needs to stop kissing me!”
“I try so hard, and I’m never the one.”
“I miss well-adjusted [name].”
“I’m basically an insecure, neurotic, control freak on crack.”
“My entire personality is killing me.”
“Just because I talk a lot, doesn’t mean I always know what I’m actually talking about.”
“If you need anything else, don’t call me.”
“I don’t abandon the people that I care about.”
“I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can't I just kill her.”
“For a couple of dopple-targets, you two seem to be taking this all in stride.”
“You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.”
“Anybody capable of love is capable of being saved.”
“I have a real crisis on my hands: [name] stole my prom dress!”
“You aren’t ashamed of your own individuality. You embrace it.”
“People who do terrible things are just terrible people.”
“How am I the only person on the planet who's not having scandalous sex?”
“I do not let guys mess with my head anymore.”
“You can’t change who I am.”
“You aren’t ashamed of your own individuality. You embrace it.”
“What kind of a stupid question is that? Why did I have a thing for you?”
“Goodie! More amends! Drinks will help. Strong ones.”
“Why do I always have to be [name] bait?”
“I’m sorry, it’s hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. I’m not that evolved.”
“I happen to think you are someone worth knowing.”
“Seriously?!”
“I think I deserve better than that.”
“I am a winner when it comes to successful relationships.”
“Some people can’t be fixed.”
“I got your 50 bajillion messages. This better be life or death.”
“The thought of you two together really makes me want to barf.”
“Oh my God! You do have a heart!”
“My heart is in pieces. Sue me for having a moment.”
“You suck.”
“Love me more than you hate him!”
ONE TREE HILL QUOTES !!
“Some people believe that ravens guide travelers to their destinations. Others believe that the sight of a solitary raven is considered good luck, while more than one raven together predicts trouble ahead.”
“The hardest part of saying goodbye is having to do it again every single day.”
“I’ve come to the conclusion that if having things turn out the way you wanted them to is a measure of a successful life, then some would say I’m a failure.”
“Happiness is not a destination. It is a mood, it is not permanent. It comes and goes and if people thought that way then maybe people would find happiness more often.”
“I am who I am. No excuses.”
“There’s a day when you realize that you’re not just a survivor, you’re a warrior. You’re tougher than anything life throws your way.”
“Give me regret as long as I can keep the good memories too.”
“Mama told me that, sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.”
“Live the life, live the dream, no fear.”
“It’s hard to fight the things we are afraid of. Sometimes we just need a little help.”
“You think you know me, but you don’t. And that means you don’t know what I can do.”
“We’re all crazy, some of us just hide it better than others.”
“This is my best friend in the whole wide world. Don’t you think she’s pretty?”
“Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain. Take advantage of what is right in front of you.”
“Your game sucks. Fix it.”
“I wanted you to fight for me! I wanted you to say there is no one else that you could ever be with and that you would rather be alone than without me. I wanted the [name] from the beach that night; telling the world that he’s the one for me.”
“Giving your heart to somebody, that's the scary part.”
“Every choice you make shapes your future.”
“Life is too short to play games. If you love someone and want to be with them, then go get them. Deal with the mess later. You don’t know what tomorrow will bring.”
“What's more important? What we become or how we become it?”
“Sometimes the hardest things are the most rewarding.”
“Life is too short to fight to be miserable, to let bitter ones change how awesome you are."
“People who are meant to be together always find their way in the end.”