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uh. hi. It’s porky westin this time
so umm. the reason why there haven’t been any posts for a while now is because the computer spontaneously combust again
I’ve been further researching how to properly build one of these & I actually got the proper equipment for it this time so it shouldn’t explode or catch fire
it should be back in the faculty room tomorrow
thanks for being patient
//WHY DOES IT AUTOMATICALLY REBLOG STUFF TO THIS ACCOUNT & NOT THE MAIN ONE 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢
Hello! Michael Woodwords speaking-
I’ve been wanting to ask this question to you guys for some time now, but jet took the “computer” home with him and I didn’t remember that I wanted to do this until now.
Anyways: You know about that halloween event Jet ran over the weekend a couple days ago?
Well, I told him to drop off the kids he’d bring at my main house at the end of the event because I wanted to have the opportunity to cook/bake for the event for fun.
And one of the things I wanted to make for the event was peanut brittle.
And said peanut brittle turned out fine, sure- but I first thing that came into my sight when I was looking for something to break it was that big pencil that I have.
Yes, THAT big pencil. The one that I commissioned for someone to make me that’s specially engineered to be able to break through human bone. (For self defense purposes, obviously. Why else would I buy something like that? I work as a teacher, do you seriously think some serial killer would work at a job as hospitalic as that? You’re weird for thinking that.)
And long story short, there’s peanut brittle in my living room which is 2 rooms down from my kitchen & my favorite baking sheet has a big hole in it now.
And the question is: what do I do here?
I own multiple houses, so I could probably just move & forget about it, but-
1 of them is the house (mansion?) where the incident happened,
1 of them is the house that my dad used to own (which is all the way down in Cardiff & only one average 1-story house wide & 2 stories tall,)
And 4 of them are mansions that have gone unused for months now because I just bought them in case I need to get someone to not tell anyone about certain operations.
So I kind of have my hands tied regarding that.
Greetings to any This School Students viewing this post.
Our halloween even has been decided for this year.
We’ll be doing a weekend-spanning “field trip” sort of activity where we take our two-story bus around the area nearby our school’s home town and do different activities.
The activities we have planned haven’t exactly been set in stone, but the final plan should at least somewhat resemble the following.
10:00 AM, Saturday November 1st: The initial departure of our bus. All eligible students who plan on attending the event will be picked up at their house. The time you have to get ready will depend on the distance between your house and the school.
11:00 AM, Saturday November 1st: Hopefully the absolute latest time all of the students we want are on the bus. May vary during the actual event.
11:30 AM, Saturday November 1st: Roughly the time it’ll take to reach our first stop, the Serpinsky Fall Fair roughly 2 “places” away from ours.
6:30 PM, Saturday November 1st: Depart from the Fall Fair, go to the nearest apartment complex to spend the night & following morning.
10:00 AM, Sunday November 2nd: Get back on the bus, intended destination currently unknown.
5:30 PM, Sunday November 2nd: Head back to the home town, go tone one of Michael Woodword’s houses for a specially-made dinner & desert.
6:30 PM, Sunday November 2nd: Return students to their respective homes.
Like I said, this schedule can be changed later & this post will be edited accordingly for that.
A form will be made for your parents/guardians to fill out about you in regards to this event & your participation in it.
Thank you.
- Jet Canosa
Hi, fellow audiences! Michael woodwords here! I’ve been really excited to use this account since I first heard about it! I heard this was for sharing news & events, so here’s this:
Michael Woodwords Friday After-school Tutoring! I’ve been running this program for a while now, but I haven’t been able to share it digitally like this yet.
It starts at 5:00 PM and ends at 7:00 PM. I don’t know how to further describe what you do during the “event” besides get tutored, so here’s a couple ground rules for any attendees.
1. You must have at least one (1) C or lower grade on your report card in order to be allowed in.
2. You’re not allowed to leave until the designated ending time. The doors will be locked when everyone who can & is willing to attend enters the assigned room for the “event.”
3. No phones are allowed, no matter how primitive they are. I don’t want anyone potentially bailing out of the tutoring session early.
4. Do not remove the posters covering the windows. They’re there because I wanted to put them in a place where they could grab the most attention.
5. Use your indoor voice. Screaming or making other loud noises can disturb those living in the houses across these street. I know about the hypotheticals where it could potentially be needed, but I can assure you there’s nothing that could happen during this tutoring session that could hurt you that badly. I’ve read DrinkDrinks concerns, yes, but she’s just anxious like that normally. You’re fine.
6. If you’re running around or causing too much of a “ruckus,” then you will be restrained for comedic effect. Do not be concerned, I do not intend to harm you & the restraints will be removed when it’s over.
7. Do not question any cleaning equipment or other physical items in the assigned tutoring room that usually wouldn’t be stored in there (Such as body bags, blades like box cutters, or other things) Chloe & I have been working on some halloween projects & decorations for that halloween event coming up.
And those are all the only rules I can come up with for now. See any of you who may be attending at the tutoring event! :D
Greetings, This School Students. The school day has just recently started today & I just managed to get a full computer set up with the aforementioned computer rig Porky & the “nerd kid” made for the sake of this account.
From now on this account should be getting used by any faculty member that wishes to access it as intended.
There have also been “tags” designated for us to use & post under. Porky told us about these tags, and we don’t really know what they precisely mean at the moment, but we’ll be using them anyway for efficiency sake.
We would also like to address the date today, as it’s Halloween today, as you probably have realized.
We would like to wish you a happy halloween, and a special event is in the works of being set up & scheduled.
A post will be made about this event & when it happens later on today.
Thank you.
- Jet Canosa
Greetings to any potential This School Students using tumblr & viewing this post.
I, Jet Canosa, and other varying This School Faculty are here on this website because we’ve been wanting to establish an official account for our school for a while now, and a survey has recently been distributed among our students asking which social media platform they used most frequently.
None of the students responded to said survey, but one of our most trusted teachers, Michael Woodwords, said that his adopted daughter Tabbu was commonly seen on here on the family computer at home.
Our vice principal, Porky Westin, did have to set up a computer rig (with the help of our widely-aliased “nerd kid”) with the ability to transfer information to servers in other universes- which did catch on fire during construction twice & is currently being stored inside of an empty cereal box with no proper supports, but it’ll hopefully last us long enough for us to be able to post something worthwhile here.
Our plan for this account is for us to be able to post important information about any potential school events, such as field trips or extracurricular things, in a way that they can be distributed & viewed in-mass efficiently.
As you could’ve guessed, I plan on letting multiple faculty members use this account in order to share their own individual plans for the school & its events at their own will.
Hopefully this’ll go as intended & people won’t start doing entirely unrelated things with this, but because of the nightmare of a school I work at, we’ll probably have to figure out measures to put in place to prevent this “project” from going off-track.
More will be revealed soon. It’s 2 AM as of writing this. I need to go to bed. Fuck