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@thor-bergheim
Hey, you can’t make up new lipstick rules. I’m the one whole makes the rules about the lipstick! Fun fact, it’s getting so much worse by the minute.
I pride myself in having a pretty face. Yeah, like some mascara and shit….I don’t know, maybe I do. Maybe I want to wear skirts right now, huh.
Says who? Are you the lipstick queen maybe? I don't think so. What, seriously? Thought it was getting better.
Yeah, you should put on some of that mascara and shit. Wh-you do? Well, that would make you .. a ... a lot more percent girl. You should put on a skirt. Oh, but you'd need a bra, man. Woman. Whatever you prefer, really.
Of course you did. I mean, I taught you up to be so good.
Well.. I'm pretty sure you could teach me even more, miss D.
That you’ve had sex with yourself?
See, now I let out too much smart. No, I meant with you, dearie.
Well I won’t be because, duh, already wearing lipstick. You have a really funny accent, man.
Don’t you think that with longer hair I could pass for a girl? I’m pretty foxy looking in a skirt I’ll have you know that. Since I started drinking, what about it?
Well, if you don't put on more then you're a pussy. Yeaah, can't seem to get completely rid of it. But I've tried really hard, I just- especially when I drink though.
Dude, you so could. Your face is all .. girly and stuff. You might need some of that eye thingy though. What about what? Do you want to wear a skirt now? Be a girl?
Well, I’m glad you do. I could never be not proud of that.
Well, ya know, gotta admit .. quite proud of it myself.
Yes, you’re a pussy for not wearing it. I am wearing it, which makes me what? Not a pussy. Yes, good, give into pressure.
Don’t try to play it off, I know my face is extremely handsome. It’s alright you can stare as much as you want.
Well, fine, damnit. Hand me the fuckin' lipstick and we'll see who's a pussy.
Doesn't matter shit to me, man. If you were a chick though, that'd be something else. Or are you? Since you're wearing lipstick?
I told you I was from the start, you pussy!
You fucking alcoholic, man. How is it distracting?
Ooh, I though you just said I was a pussy for not wearing it - which I'm not. But aight, fine, bring it,
Oi, no need to get rude, man. It's- I don't know, it's there and you're wearing lipstick.
Use mine, brah.
Have you heard what it says? Foxes are tripping balls, of course you can’t trust us. Try trusting myself? Seriously are you high or something, pay attention.
So you are wearing lipstick?! I knew it!
Oh, I don't think I've heard that. I don't know, I don't remember right now. I- no, dude, I'm not high, just very, very drunk. And you.. your face is distracting.
Why, yes of course! When you let your smart out I always get so proud, like damn I’ve hit that.
Well, thanks, I appreciate it. I can't keep all the smart in for too long, you know, so sometimes I have to let it out. Mm, glad you're proud of it. Rather than.. you know, not.
Then put on the lipstick, brah.
I’m not to be trusted, man. I’m like a fox, can’t trust’em.
Might be a little hard as I don't have any, brah.
Like a fox? And.. can you- how do you know you can't trust a fox? Did you fuckin' try?
Might be a little bit surprised, but mostly proud of you of course.
You're proud of me..? Wow, geez, thanks.
Yes, you should. If not, then you’re a pussy.
I will tell everyone and soon the whole world will know it.
Pfh, shut your face, I'm not a pussy.
What? No, man, I was counting on you to keep the secret!
And you managed to think of that sober, or?
Yes. I did. You sound surprised.
The question is; why aren’t you wearing lipstick, man?
I don't.. know, should I? I don't wear lipstick, but one of my friends in Norway did once and we caught him, but we promised to never tell anyone.
... but it's not like you're gonna tell anyone he knows anyway, sooooo yeah.
You, my friend are a genius!!
Yeah, I know.
You, my friend, are drunker than me!
Y'know, I probably am. Are you wearing lipstick, man?