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Hey, you can’t make up new lipstick rules. I’m the one whole makes the rules about the lipstick! Fun fact, it’s getting so much worse by the minute.

I pride myself in having a pretty face. Yeah, like some mascara and shit….I don’t know, maybe I do. Maybe I want to wear skirts right now, huh.

thor-bergheim

Says who? Are you the lipstick queen maybe? I don't think so. What, seriously? Thought it was getting better.

Yeah, you should put on some of that mascara and shit. Wh-you do? Well, that would make you .. a ... a lot more percent girl. You should put on a skirt. Oh, but you'd need a bra, man. Woman. Whatever you prefer, really.

wallis-davies

Of course you did. I mean, I taught you up to be so good.

thor-bergheim

Well.. I'm pretty sure you could teach me even more, miss D.

wallis-davies

That you’ve had sex with yourself?

thor-bergheim

See, now I let out too much smart. No, I meant with you, dearie.

luca-waterfield

Well I won’t be because, duh, already wearing lipstick. You have a really funny accent, man.

Don’t you think that with longer hair I could pass for a girl? I’m pretty foxy looking in a skirt I’ll have you know that. Since I started drinking, what about it?

thor-bergheim

Well, if you don't put on more then you're a pussy. Yeaah, can't seem to get completely rid of it. But I've tried really hard, I just- especially when I drink though.

Dude, you so could. Your face is all .. girly and stuff. You might need some of that eye thingy though. What about what? Do you want to wear a skirt now? Be a girl?

wallis-davies

Well, I’m glad you do. I could never be not proud of that.

thor-bergheim

Well, ya know, gotta admit .. quite proud of it myself.

luca-waterfield

Yes, you’re a pussy for not wearing it. I am wearing it, which makes me what? Not a pussy. Yes, good, give into pressure.

Don’t try to play it off, I know my face is extremely handsome. It’s alright you can stare as much as you want.

thor-bergheim

Well, fine, damnit. Hand me the fuckin' lipstick and we'll see who's a pussy.

Doesn't matter shit to me, man. If you were a chick though, that'd be something else. Or are you? Since you're wearing lipstick?

luca-waterfield

I told you I was from the start, you pussy!

You fucking alcoholic, man. How is it distracting?

thor-bergheim

Ooh, I though you just said I was a pussy for not wearing it - which I'm not. But aight, fine, bring it,

Oi, no need to get rude, man. It's- I don't know, it's there and you're wearing lipstick.

luca-waterfield

Use mine, brah.

Have you heard what it says? Foxes are tripping balls, of course you can’t trust us. Try trusting myself? Seriously are you high or something, pay attention.

thor-bergheim

So you are wearing lipstick?! I knew it!

Oh, I don't think I've heard that. I don't know, I don't remember right now. I- no, dude, I'm not high, just very, very drunk. And you.. your face is distracting.

wallis-davies

Why, yes of course! When you let your smart out I always get so proud, like damn I’ve hit that.

thor-bergheim

Well, thanks, I appreciate it. I can't keep all the smart in for too long, you know, so sometimes I have to let it out. Mm, glad you're proud of it. Rather than.. you know, not.