REGRETS
Words to the wise: Be choosy when selecting your sex partner. Even when selecting a 3rd player for your fun. It’s one thing to have fun…it’s quite another to have fun and have to deal with the repercussion of a crazy, needy 3rd wheel.
The situation went like this…it was just an average night of drinking and hanging out with friends and the BF at our local bar. By 1 AM, the BF and I were wasted and horny; not a great combo for the best of judgement. It isn’t an excuse but it impaired our decision as to whom to flirt with. We pretty much flirted with a handful of guys and chose the cutest and most enthusiastic guy to come back to our place for some private fun.
Two weeks have passed and we’ve got ourselves a stalker. This boy is very tenacious in wanting to hook up again. Everyday were phone calls, messages, and texts hinting, suggesting or asking to get together again. Being polite guys, we haven’t been able to let him down gently. “Thanks but no thanks” can be cruel words. And we are trying not to come home to find a cooked bunny on our stove top. Moving is too much of a hassle. The BF’s idea is to invite him back one more time. Then that night, we both should gorge on garlic and onions prior to hooking up with him and discourage him from wanting more. I nixed the idea since we have a reputation to uphold. However, short of a better solution, I think we might be desperate enough to stock up on more than our fair share of garlic from the Farmer’s Market.
