three idiots on the job

[threeidiotsonthejob]

so uh.... y-yeh. we're making a blog thing. i-i don't suppose introductions aren't optional right? well uh... i-i-

SHUSH UP AND LEMME EXPLAIN!!! this here blog's fer y'all people to dispatch us n yap n stuff.

please just be respectful and don't do anything too crazy.... I already have charger to worry about.... anywho.... I fished out a couple documents and photos of us so far for referencing purposes.... can I go back to work now? I have six phones to charge and a waterboarded computer to fix...

as we already know, charger and fulmenous work for the f-team (diver's in z-team for now until he's reassigned more suitable work)

current files for the electro brothers

and the anxiety fish

[n0th1ng5p4c3]

dude..... I left you unsupervised for ten minutes.... how do you find these situations so fast? speed's kiiiiinda mah thang bro. I dunno what you expected.

[threeidiotsonthejob]

Hey Charger

I've got discount Valentine's sweets, like, three or more boxes of these same ones.

Want some?

OH COOL!!! sure. I got a buncha stuff too if ya want anything. ya seem like a candy heart kinda guy.

[threeidiotsonthejob]

Happy valentine's day to the three of you💝💐

[threeidiotsonthejob]

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GALA TIME!!! I was originally just gonna put charger in a hoodie and sweats but ehhhh... this shi funnier no light effects below

[threeidiotsonthejob]

how is fulmenous feeling after his allergic reaction?

he got work to do and places to be. he'll live. I just wish that arsehole would take a god damn break so he doesn't fucking die in that ol office.

[threeidiotsonthejob]

aight. so uh... I got all the asks done minus two so uh. asks're back up

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"gayest man alive", You might have to duke it out with Flambae for that one Charge

[threeidiotsonthejob]

Diver smells kinda... fishy. Should I tell him?

do you really want to make that wet rag cry again? not the smartest idea. he just calmed down from the puppy video waterboy showed him.

[threeidiotsonthejob]

Nibbles on their hair. Nom Nom

wh-why? it's not...

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"Diver! Are you a fish or a mammal? Can you breathe under water?"

i uh...... I can breath both wa-ways. i-i-i got gills and lungs so uh.... I can d-do both. neat right? but i-i dunno about the fish thing? I mean, I got hair and stuff but I'm cold blooded so uh.... you try figuring that out.

[threeidiotsonthejob]

GAYS!!!

us? was it not obvious?

[threeidiotsonthejob]

Charger, Fulmenous, do you two have any allergies?

Sincerely, @0x-m00nmyzt-x0

that's an odd question to ask. I'm just allergic the marijuana and ragweed

*sitting in "allergic to every metal on earth" silence*

[threeidiotsonthejob]

so uh... just fer now asks're closing cause I got like ten ta do TOT

BUT!!! they will be answered. eventually

it might take a while given i'm a little overwhelmed right now and I'm also getting sucked into pokemon at the same time. (it's got the bigger end of the hyperfixation stick. sorry gang)

[sdn-leon]

so UHhhhh..... ya crushing big time on fulmen or what dude? like come on, it's obvious. -charge

Haha, very funny

Didn't you know you were simultaneously a hero and a comedian, Charger

[threeidiotsonthejob]

nah. never considered being a comedian. BUT!!! I have considered shaking you til you just go ask him out dude. -w-

[threeidiotsonthejob]

heh. the brothers in a nutshell lmao