NO.

MESSING WITH THE THEME FOR A BIT, KINDLY SUCK MY CREAKING BONE BULGE IF YOU FEEL LIKE COMPLAINING.

[piir8]

2ound2 a8out riight.

[threshasfuck-blog]

HAHA HEY I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

OR EVER.

[kyprinos]

con2IIderIIng the deade2t people can 2tIIll 2eem two blog well enough on thII2 2IIte, II have no IIdea.

[threshasfuck-blog]

WELL.

I'M NOT DEAD, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, BUT IF I EVER SEE SOLLUX'S SMUG FACE AGAIN IN MY LIFE HE SURE AS HELL WILL BE. I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY TO ERIDAN'S HIVE TO GET SOME GODDAMN PEACE AND QUIET. WHICH PAID OFF I GUESS, WE PLAYED WIZARDS, IT WAS BASICALLY AWESOME.

[threshasfuck-blog]

fishlux replied to your post: ACCORDING TO THIS FANCY NEW ACTIVITY TAB ON THE...

how much of a truth II2 that though.

I'M SURE YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE THAT OUT FOR YOURSELF.

[threshasfuck-blog]

ACCORDING TO THIS FANCY NEW ACTIVITY TAB ON THE TUMBLR DOT COM I'M DEAD.

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threshasfuck 

[ruf1oh-blog-deactivated20240408]

TELL ME THERE’S AN 1NTEREST1NG STORY BEH1ND THAT URL.

[threshasfuck-blog]

MY FIRST URL WAS 'THRESHASUCKS' BECAUSE I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING AND SOLLUX MENTIONED TO ME THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY TYPED IN 'THRESHASFUCK' INSTEAD OF 'THRESHASUCKS' SO I CHANGED IT.

ALSO.

I'M TRAINING TO BE A THRESHECUTIONER. AND THRESH PRINCE IS MY FAVORITE TV SHOW.

[threshasfuck-blog]

BBL!!!!

[threshasfuck-blog]

I AM INCREDIBLY ANGERED BY THE FACT THAT THE UNFOLLOW BUTTON IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE DASHBOARD BUTTON, I'M ON A TABLET HUSKTOP, AND I HAVE BIG FINGERS.

[grapegido]

+threshasfuck

[grapegido]

receives your message and proceeds to yell across the galaxy with a question of how you are doing

i hope you are good

i yell 

[threshasfuck-blog]

I RAISE MY VOICE TO A LEVEL COMMONLY KNOWN AS "MY OUTSIDE VOICE" AND POINT MYSELF IN YOUR DIRECTION, INHALING DEEPLY BEFORE LETTING OUT A YELL SYNONYMOUS WITH THE ROAR OF A MIGHTY CHOLERBEAR. 

I HAVE BEEN BETTER BUT I COULD ALWAYS BE DOING WORSE.

I YELL BACK.

BUT SOMETHING GOES WRONG WITH THE DELIVERY AND MY GRANDIOSE SCREECH BOUNCES BACK TO HIT ME SQUARE IN THE CHEST. 

I FALL.

I AM DEFEATED BY MY OWN SCREAM. 

[grapegido]

+threshasfuck

yells hello to the karkat 

[threshasfuck-blog]

CUPS MY HANDS AROUND MY MOUTH AND RESPONDS POLITELY IN THE APPROPRIATE TONE AND WITH AN ACCEPTABLE VOLUME.

[piir8]

Hii2 ii2 cold, II don’t want iit touchiing miine.

#La2t thiing we need ii2 our 8ulge2 wre2tliing on a ta8le.

[threshasfuck-blog]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING SAY TO THIS.

[threshasfuck-blog]

8a2tard replied to your post: YOU’RE BOTH PRETTY, BOYS, PUT ‘EM ON THE TABLE AND...

KK that doe2n’t even make 2en2e.

IT MEANS JUST COMPARE DICKS ALREADY, I'M SICK OF THE BACK AND FORTH.

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Thank you!

[threshasfuck-blog]

It's no big deal, really. Any well-mannered person would agree to an implied request and I'm nothing if not well-mannered. It's highly becoming of someone of my nobility status, after all.

You didn't tell me your name though.

Karkat Vantas.

[threshasfuck-blog]

YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY, BOYS, PUT 'EM ON THE TABLE AND MEASURE.

[threshasfuck-blog]

BEING THE BIGGER MAN.

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Do you need help turning off caps lock? 

[threshasfuck-blog]

Sorry, does it bug you? I can turn it off.

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[meddlingfashionista]

You Do Not Need Blood For Nutrition

You Can Eat Whatever You Like Whenever You Like

So Check Your Goddamn Privilege

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h1ghscor3z started following you threshasfuck started following you

[auserwahlte-deactivated20131027]

Yeah, hello I guess. 

[threshasfuck-blog]

HEY.  I SAW SOME PEOPLE ON MY DASH TALKING TO YOU SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD FOLLOW YOU TOO AND JOIN IN THE FUN. SO FAR ALL I'VE SEEN FROM YOU IS DISCOUNTING SOME SHIT. AN ADMIRABLE EFFORT, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT MUCH, BUT A LITTLE MORE OF AN OPEN MIND WILL HELP YOU OUT A *LOT* AROUND HERE.