Our Flag Means AU Shitposts

casually posting ofmd aus through a mess of reblogs. you're welcome. p.s. I'm shit at tagging so good luck 👍🏻

[thumbsupstede]

Eyy in celebration of a new year I finally present the Our Flag Means Death: Which BlackBeard Crime are you? Version 2!

Back at it again this new year with The Blackbeard Crime Quiz 2.0! Good luck!

Take it if you dare. And may I just add, this one is more unhinged than the last one so good luck, matey.

Version 1 for those interested. Or to compare. 😊

You've seen the list of Blackbeard's crimes! Which one are you?

[lookinglass-fic]

Co-captains? (We said the same thing)

Latest art 🩵

[ofmderapolag]

Stede longed for the sea and the pirates 🥺⛱️🌊🏴‍☠️

[soupiswitchcraft]

Important Warning for Spooky season!

Anyone on major medications, be aware of foods dyed black with activated charcoal! It can interfere with your meds and make them less or ineffective!

Stay safe this spooky season, please!

[ofmderapolag]

classic repainting but made it about Stede

[sherlockig]

[illustoryart]

Calico Jack might not be the best role model, but he has his point 😅

We often worry too much about other people's opinions.

But you can't be perfect for everybody, so maybe chill out and have fun 🌞

[jaderavenarts]

Finally sharing the gentlebeard art I did for @ywftw-blackbonnet-zine back in 2022!! 💜

[bizarrelittlemew]

did he have to do this (source, video)

[simbelin]

[ltwilliammowett]

[merakidion]

This totally reminds me of OFMD :0

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

[googoogojob]

it's messy as getting freedom always is...

[dickfuckk]

STOP AKDKSKSK the fucking dedication I’m impressed.

Fond regards… he’s such an idiot i adore him

[thumbsupstede]

Question for the Masses.

Im going to megacon.

i was thinking of making friendship bracelets based on the fandoms there. does this sound like a good idea or bad idea?

yes. do it

no. waste of time.

Voting ended onJan 23, 2025

[disgustinggf]

[scribophile]

[eddie-redcliffe]

Swede: "Tonight is my turn to perform the husbandly duties." Stede: "...okay."

[baggnshield]

@saltpepperbeard screammm lmao