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ind. au!twelfth doctor // priv. & sel. // new who

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back and better than ever! // by somewhat.

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im considering rebooting this blog as an non new who complaint future incarnation tbh

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in rewatching elementary i have realized how much of an inspiration johnny lee miller’s sherlock was to my doctor

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kilgrins replied to your post:

what if u changed it 2 dani pudi

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what if i changed my fc to dev patel

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THE DOCTOR EXPERIENCES HUMAN EMOTIONS AND HAS BAD COPING MECHANISMS DISMISS LITERALLY ALL OF THAT IS NOT NEW WHO HE FEELS SO DEEPLY AND CANNOT PROPERLY DEAL WITH LOSS OR HIS MISTAKES BECAUSE HE WILL DESTROY HIMSELF IF NOT WITHIN 5 FEET OF A HUMAN COMPANION

TIME LORDS ACT AND FEEL JUST LIKE HUMANS FORGET THEIR HEAVILY DIFFERENT SOCIETY AND RATHER STERILE MANNER IN WHICH THEY SEEM TO INTERACT WITH THE REST UNIVERSE

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someone reblogged the post w/ child master and the war doctor and tagged it as ‘best enemies’ so wow

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❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜

    ❛ you have eaten in the past nine years ? ❜ clearly concerned, the doctor tries to recall the location of the food machine before realizing the clear hyperbole. not his fault, humans did share the aspect of gallifreyans, one can confuse their internal biology.

    ❛       - silly question. but i have a better one. do you want a snack? perhaps a fancy space restaurant? i do know a few. ❜ unless, of course, she was more than happy with the TARDIS service.

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❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ - from clara tho

      it does take the doctor a moment to fully comprehend the meaning behind the term ‘cute’. this incarnation seemed far less accustomed to complimenting one’s looks, but it wasn’t a considerable handicap. not so far, at least.

      from his spot half buried in TARDIS wiring, all he can manage is a hand pointing in ( what he hopes ) is clara’s direction. ❛ can’t really attest for the first one, but you do seem quite - under the weather today, everything alright? ❜

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❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ // when u talk shit abt urself who is not actually ur self but also yikes do i rly end up as u?? shook

      any shown indication of offence has its source not in the clear insult directed at his newer character, but rather in the usage of a swear. there was a certain code the doctor followed, a certain etiquette to be present at all times. never had he gone against it, never had he broken character in such an appalling way, this was no past incarnation of his. 

    ❛ i do rather think i’ve earned all my necessary degrees millennia ago. ❜ give or take, of course, the prydonian academy was unworthy of full concentration. ❛ seems you haven’t. ❜

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❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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oh. this is new. 

he’s stood face-to-face with gods, with creatures of legend & beasts of myth ( it’s been him, a few times ). he’s faced kings & monsters, & on numerous occasions, himself.

he’s met future faces, past faces, faces he uses later, even human forms.

but he’s never met… himself ?  it’s him but it’s not. it’s the twelfth doctor, & yet, so is he.

“ so. two twelfth doctors, running around the same universe. one of us must’ve been knocked out of our own timeline & thrown into the other’s. so, who’s in the wrong place ? ”

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perhaps he too was more than intrigued by the presence of two alternatives in the same space, but he’d much rather save the enthusiasm for a later time. two giddy doctors was one too many, the stability of reality was probably in shambles already.

❛ this might have less to do with knocking around timelines and more with interactions between possible universes and while      - ❜ a heavy sigh, trying his best to suppress waxing poetically about impossible science. surely, the other self already understood the theory. 

❛ mind you, it would be easier to tell whose reality we’re in if we had our ships. bit frustrating, could start listing differences. ❜ he adds, hand stroking his chin.

❛ i mean, besides the obvious. ❜

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the doctor having to face the fact that his companions age quickly or, as i like to call it,

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     The mere utterance of the word ‘duck’ was not needed – Romana seeing a flash of light and she immediately dropped to the ground, nearly missing her head. A dark figure, miniature but quick dashed over her, only seeing the shape of it – a sphere she thought – as it continued to shoot its beams of destruction, while also colliding into the walls several times. Brows furrowed and she let out a slight huff of annoyance as she turned toward the other Time Lord, turning to lay on her back upon the floor for a moment. 

     “I’m not entirely accusing you of anything, obviously I wouldn’t d a r e, but why is it that whenever I’m with you, Doctor, I end up on the floor, narrowly escaping my own death? Literally by a h a i r. “

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      only the sound of the approaching ball of destruction was enough for him to crouch, seemed his friend had already gotten the memo, no need for useless input. the doctor raises himself, brushing the dust raised by the attacker off his sweater vest. ❛ rather comes with the territory, i’m afraid. ❜ he responds, well aware of the raised criticism. danger had a tendency to follow him around space time, he didn’t mind in the slightest, but it does make one feel bad for taking people along. yet romana was anything but inexperienced, why should she complaining?

    ❛ still, what’s a little peril between friends? not like we’re out of our element. ❜ smile given, he offers to help her get back on her feet.

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