TINY EVILS BY SJ AND CM

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Me at work after asking co-workers simple “yes or no” questions in the hopes of trying to explain their computer problem only to receive the same non verbal deer-in-the-headlights look. 

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^^^My face when the neighbors play loud music late at night. 

I return the favor by in full early the next morning, going so far as to push the subwoofer up against the wall to maximize the annoyance.   

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I saw person slip, slide, and then crash while walking across an icy quad.   Rather than rush to help, I just laughed.

"D" move.   Totally a tiny evil.

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Sometimes, just sometimes, I enjoy asking INTJs really, truly stupid questions.  Poke, poke, poke.

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When rude drivers cut me off or swerve in front of me then brake I sometimes follow them for awhile pretending to report them and their license plates to the police. The effect- 9 times of 10 they suddenly become calm and patient offensive drivers.

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When passing another runner during a race I often mutter, "Good job".  I make sure I'm in perfect stride and my breath is coming in clear and easy.  While I do wish them luck, really I only say this to mentally phase them.    So, "good luck" is more like, "good luck in catching up - see how easy this is?".

Totally evil.

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I've developed a habit of putting customer service phone reps on hold once they finally answer.   This is my assholish little power trip.   Totally a tiny evil thing to do.  

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Saw a co-worker strutting about in their new pants with the size sticker still attached and said nothing...EVIL!

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Rather than explore the nature of ignorant or morally repugnant comments in class, I often just say, “fascinating…” and move on. This is a tiny evil, of sorts.