Don't touch the machines.

@titaniumtechnician-blog

You are DIRK STRIDER, 19 years old, and you're a fucking god. You were transformed by one of your lovers, the god of family and warmth. SBURB, or any variation thereof, never occurred, but you did create androids out of your simple robots. They are your family. You are madly in love with, and incredibly protective of, your bots. You're the god of technology and progress. {Androidstuck Dirk Strider roleplay blog. NSFW. This blog is 95% smut, and 90% NOT serious. PLEASE READ INFO/PET PEEVES.}

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{ooc: curfew!

gnight errone

Can't you just appearify a tentacle robot?

Oh yeah.

I haven't been a god that long, anon, shh.

I still want something living though. Can you blame me?

Maybe the horrorterrors don't want to tangle with another god tho. Idk.

temperedalloy-blog

Oh my god.

Why is there so much?

titaniumtechnician-blog

I take lots of nude pictures. I'm too bored.

puppetofcode-deactivated2013052

The I suggest you go find some of these guys.

(Except not really because they’re made up of a very thin membrane and it wouldn’t do shit.)

titaniumtechnician-blog

Screams.

A bunch of porn of me should have appeared on your screen by now. Thank u god powers.

Also you're welcome.

Alternate names for the word “shota”:

ochinchin cowboy

the butthole batter

tiny penis wrestler

keeper of the no-no carrot

puppetofcode-deactivated2013052

Build a tentacle robot.

titaniumtechnician-blog

But that's too much effort.

COME ON WHAT DO I EVEN HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME TENTACLES UP MY ASS.

okumatte said: Wow.

I still want something tentacled to fuck me a lot.

Damn, Devi. Which Dirk is even me.

#Liveblogging memory hacks.

Foot fetish ?

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Feet are feet.

gunplay

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Never tried it but it sounds good.

Pyrophilia

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Like I said, I'd be very worried about the other person(s) involved.

blood play

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Ichor is poisonous to mortals.

But if you mean blood from the other... Still the same. I'd be too worried they'd lose too much.

virgins.

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

I don't really care if they're a virgin or not. If they're absolutely sure they want me taking it, I suppose.

exhibitonism

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

It's pretty nice. I do like to put on a show.

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