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keitheaverage

just in case you need to hear this today:

you are not a failure

you are not a waste of space

you are loved

you are wanted

I believe in you

you can do it!!!!

cleromancy

a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic. seriously more garlic come on i said put in some more garlic fucking dO it you piece of shit. what do you mean that that’s all the garlic you had well i suppose theres nothing for it we have to go pick up some more come on then

My entire dialouge consists of Shitty jokes that are poorly veiled cries for help

#I want to die #did you know handguns only cost about $150 dollars online #thats a friday nigth shift #and it INCLUDES SHIPPING WHAT A STEAL #doesnt include bullets though #and i have -$$ in my bank account so dont worry #and Im too fat for pipes to hold that are anywhere near me #same thing with any sort of od #too much body mass #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#oh yeah its for crafting #i literally had one of my main reasons for being at school and making it through taken away from me #im so backed up on work #I cant do shit and all i do is take up space and cost people money #the train tracks would tramatize the poor conducter and probably get him fired #and the river would leave some poor random dude to find me #and im too strong of a swimmer tbh #so dont worry I cant actually do anything about it #cant ut or anything because poor Judy would probably have to clean and and no way am I doing that to her #¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯#Im so sorry if youre reading this #disregard it #dont worry I /am/ getting help #at least in theory?#its still new and I'm still before the medication actually starts working phase #so #yay #tw: suidice

He has Risen

#me #sonic underground #they made a vow #king

subtleurlchange

Don't worry mom Sonic Underground is my anti-drug

#me #happy tag #me irl

did-you-know

We are the only animals on Earth proven to cry for any reason other than to protect our eyes (though elephants and primates show promise). We most likely developed the ability of emotional crying so we could communicate with other humans before language existed. Source

Then explain this??

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

a-big-furry-rat

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

cybergata

#trash #selfie

#selfie #trash

bey

reblog if u are currently a mess

griffonramsey

Today’s #DrawWithGriffon prompt is #Alien.

titillatingturtle-blog

who is she

lildrunk-deactivated20131002

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

ikimaru

that song came up on my playlist and I remembered there was a version of it in the show wooh

sosthebronx

angel from rent is such a good character but i feel like everyone including me likes to ignore that she has a song and dance about how she straight-up killed a dog

distinguishedbaloney

emilywalus

Personal thoughts on home decor

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