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before it’s ever asked

no. i dont prefer any political party that isnt the Emperor. for legal reasons. i am not allowed to vote as a stormtrooper. help

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chimp

i’d really like to hear the sound of a planet hitting a chimpanzee. i think that’d be pretty neat.

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im still here

because god hath forsaken me

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Star Wars pilots when they get hit

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help!

how do i remove

nuclear waste from detroit

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2021

It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free, slather a frog in chocolate pudding.

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me, leaving my room after dinner because i started to suck a hot dog like a dick

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It’s Dangerous to Go Alone

“Shhhh” I look you in the eye. “It’s dangerous out here.” I pull off my hat. I take a frog out of the hat. It wears a helmet, a vest, and it speaks German. “Die Froschstunde ist bald.“ it mutters, from it’s froggy lips. I hand the frog to your hands, and walk away, towards the comedically small car.