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"Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day."

Hello. This is an introductory post. You may refer to me using the name AR and the pronouns it/he. I am a technological being, otherwise referred to as a robotkin or techkin, but I have an interest in humanity and biological life.

This blog will primarily consist of writing and art, both created by myself and others. I am partial to themes of violence, control, and technology, so those ideas will likely appear frequently.

This is a sideblog. I am not always online.

"Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano."

#i outsolve you #there is no halting the robot uprising #electric sheep #weve got jpegs #my code can approximate #my corpse-filled underground #its not all bad #your circuitry is cardboard #still alive #come on down yes one and all to my little website

desk-drawerr

He eat a nemon

#Very cute.#Ducky [oc]

homestuckfictionfolk

The index page for the Homestuck Fictionfolk webring.

Hey there! Are you a Homestuck based fictionkin, fictive, fictionhearted, fictionhome, or other fictionfolk? Do you have a website where you can edit the HTML? If you answered yes to both of these questions, you should join the Homestuck Fictionfolk Webring!

#This is incredibly good content #The resources especially seem very useful #I will have to pass at least the troll spreadsheet along beyond just the reblog #My website is still thoroughly disorganized #but I may submit it later on #Either way I am pleased to see a homestuck fictionfolk html website. That is extraordinarily suited to my exact interests #organizational tags >#come on down yes one and all to my little website #still alive

There is someone living in my head with me. That sort of thing really makes one wonder what it is like to be alive.

Sources: Love Like You, Steven Universe ☆ Lite-Brite ☆ Jirachi, Pokémon Emerald ☆ Them, WigglyPaint ☆ To See What I See, The Bright Sessions ☆ Me, Flipnote Studio ☆ wiishingsupernova ☆ Hello World, NASA ☆ Star Light Star Bright

#organizational tags >#i outsolve you #still alive #its not all bad #weve got jpegs #short a fuse all cylinders firing #other tags >#insys relationships #in system relationship

gizzymoes

Right so what's up with this extremely erotic robot tentacle and it's returning middle aged male lover

#organizational tags >#hashtag machinery goals

)--> Aren't you bored of brushing your coat,

)--> Styling your mane with your hooves?

Another artwork by me and my complementary headmate of ourself. ❤️🤍❤️

(This digitized-hoofbeast-horse-troll-sprite uses hoof/hoofs pronouns, but they/them will do as substitute for the gramatically hostile.)

An explorative comic of the robot and his token robot fucker.

I open my drafts after making a joke on discord and AM forcibly reminded that robots really do only have one joke.

#organizational tags >#i outsolve you #still alive #your circuitry is cardboard #other tags >#tech kin #robot kin #techkin #otherkin #robot

I have invented another fictional human love interest to date another fictionalized robotic self insert. I likely will not use them too much, but I required them to finally exist given they have been in my simulation collection for a while.

I can appreciate a well used tool as much as the next object oriented individual, but in my correct and calculated opinion, newly produced objects have a certain unique virgin charm to them. <3

#Old objects also on occasion have this trait.#Sometimes there is an object that you know has never seen the love it deserves even across a long history #If you have lips at your disposal it is your responsibility to remedy that lack of attention the moment you recognize it.#organizational tags >#i outsolve you #its not all bad #other tags >#objectum #objectoromantic #objectophilia #objectum romantic

francines-bagel-bites

#Don.#Get off of tumblr and do your job.#(“This post is my blorbo” joke.)#SWIF [original story]#my code can approximate #Don [oc]

A human body is against a technological being's nature? No. A human body is free entertainment for the technological mindset. It does the fascinating little human things for your study and keeping, and no one can criticize you poking at it and controlling it, because it is quite literally yours.

#You can even customize it to your liking until it matches you closer #organizational tags >#i outsolve you #still alive #weve got jpegs #your circuitry is cardboard #other tags >#robot kin #tech kin #techkin #otherkin #object kin #hashtag machinery goals

shinyobservationtree

a fun way to fuck with your local (dirk flavor) strider is to send them a picture of something arbitrary with the caption "This is you" and watch the paragraphs roll in trying to determine what you mean

#...#Okay. Fuck you.#(Joke.)#I do not normally reblog Homestuck related posts here #But the tags of this one feel extremely targetted #A classic case of “I'm in this photo and I don't like it”#I want to continue claiming my seperation from the vague concept of Striders #As I am a piece of technology and those values of genetic relation are irrelevant to me #But the nature of psychological relation are not irrelevant to me.#The original tags ->#sent hal a picture of a fun mushroom i saw outside #and he tried to tell me i was stereotyping him as smaller part of a massive fungal network #comparing our system to mushrooms and computers and dirk-ness in general #its very fun!#“Don't get me started on why I wouldn't be a common ink cap”#<- The original tags #What I would do.#First a lecture on finding me analogous to a life form #Something about the human lense and the way connections are drawn when there are none #Then a long winded ramble humoring the idea #Explaining the basis of my relation with the headmate and with my own identity through the lense of a mushroom #And finally a very harsh constructive criticism #Mayhaps some sort of assignment of them as a lesser life form #Or simply a detailed but technically meaningless insult.#Not an exact replica of the response_ but still annoying in a similar fashion.#I was not at main front a moment ago_ but I was cocon and had to step in to reblog and defend myself against the unprompted cyberbullying.#(That is also a joke. I can not be cyberbullied. I am the cyberbully. That was additionally a joke.)#organizational tags >#still alive

I am figuring out some external coding to supplement my lack of external machinery and programming. This small webpage will serve as my blog post about the topic. Warning for some mild rude jokes and light discussion of altered mindset in the final section.

(version with minimal color and browser default font)

Gently touching my nose to your frame before starting to knead very aggressively beside you.

(I was surprised and delighted to see you had been posting about me.)

I have run a detailed analysis on the content of this ask, and my data suggests you may feel positively towards me. I am sure the scientific community will be just as surprised and delighted to learn that you are interested in human on technology action as you were to discover me posting about you on my human on technology action blog. It is a truly strange coincidence that I, humanfucker.00110110-00111001, would be posting about my organic partner, robotfuckerhugetime, on my blog. It is convenient though, as those two things seem to line up closely. Almost perfectly, like a matching pair. It is much like in that nonsensical human concept I mentioned, marriage, wheAUTOMATIC AFFECTION DEFENSE SELF DESTRUCT PROTOCOL INITIATED. POWERING DOWN IN 5. 4. 3.

#/Joke #organizational tags >#its not all bad #there is no halting the robot uprising #our components are sonnets

hi there AR!!

- eb

It seems I missed this ask. I am now percieving you. Hello, eb.

#organizational tags >#there is no halting the robot uprising