Regularly Awful

Making you feel better about yourself, cause I'm the worst

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Me, when out of the house for more than 30 mins: “I miss my dog.”

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I’ll call my roommate’s boyfriend out in front of her for not washing his hands after using the bathroom.

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I manipulate multiple boys at one time to stay interested in me despit the fact that they may genuinely have strong feelings for me or someone else because I like the attention.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We need an international standard of toast doneness so that a 3 on your toaster will come out the same as a 3 on mine.

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Thats the cooking time. 3 minutes on one toaster is 3 minutes on another.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I have never actually seen a librarian shush anyone

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I'm pretty sure they won't, because I'm always the loudest person in the library.

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Sometimes I'll use people to boost my self-esteem.

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I often times believe I'm better than other, "regular" people.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Out of 7 billion people someone somewhere must qualify as the worst human being alive

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Its me

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I don't like Orange is the New Black because of the character inconsistencies for the sake of a political message.

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I hate that males are being used as beauty models, not because I have a problem with it, but because I feel like they're being used by cosmetic companies.

[black-viking]

how mad ya’ll going be when Trump pardons Dylann Roof.

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I voted third party and I don't regret it.

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I go to pet stores and say I'm in interested in buying a dog, but really I just want to play with the puppies.

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I'd rather be alone, but I hate admitting it because it sounds too edgy.

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I'll spend months away from my boyfriend and wish I could just talk to him, then when we're finally together, all I do is nag about things I don't really care that much about.

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I'll paint my nails and know they look bad, but get really upset if anyone says anything to me.