Incorrect Throne of Glass Quotes

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DAMNIT I REACHED THE END OF THE BLOG

yo that’s a feat tho!

thanks for the likes! they really made my day <3

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Hi! I drew a quick drawing about one of your posts, so here it is if you wanna see it! I hope you don't mind (and also, i hope you like it)!

mod note: i LOVE this!! it makes me so excited to see art based on my quotes. you’ve just made my day!! keep up the awesome art, and thanks for sharing!!!!

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text overlaid atop the kingdom of ash cover that reads “shoutout to the mods of @togincorrectquotes and @a-court-of-incorrect-quotes (i think their the same people?) for bringing us so much laughter!” 

*mod note: yes! they are the same person!

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omg 😭😭😭 this is so kind!!! whoever submitted this, you’re an absolute angel! 💙💙

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Dorian: If I die, I want you to have all my books.

Aelin: That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Aelin: Don’t die though.

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Elide: I don’t want to be too much of a bother, but could you do me a small favor?

Manon, Aelin, Yrene, pretty much anyone: I’d literally die for you, but go on.

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Pen net applications: OPEN!

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Additionally, there will be a new event each month for everyone (members and followers alike) to participate in! The events will be posted here, and all creations will be reblogged, regardless of whether the creator is a member or not.

(Members may also start a WIP together…)

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Applications will close after a decent amount are received, but we will let you know in advance. If you have any questions, feel free to reach out and ask! Happy writing!

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Aelin, at some point during those months at Mistward: Don’t be intimidated, Aelin. Just try to imagine him in his underwear.

Aelin, imagining Rowan in his underwear: OH NO, HE’S HOT!

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Aelin: It’s really muggy out today.

Rowan: I swear to God, if I go outside and all of our mugs are in the garden, I'm leaving you.

Aelin: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

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Aelin: Humility is key.

Rowan: You have literally been known to yell, “I am a God.”

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Lysandra: What’s the worst that could happen around her?

Aedion: Fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity, and death.

Lysandra: It’s just Aelin!

Aelin: No, he’s right. That will probably all happen.

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Lorcan: What the fuck Aelin?

Aelin: You’ll have to be more specific. I do a lot of “what-the-fuck” kind of stuff.

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Teacher: Your child said a swear word in class today.

Aelin: I’ll talk to her.

Aelin, to her kid: What the fuck, dude?

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Manon: Can you help me stop doing this weird thing with my face?

Dorian: You mean crying?

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Aelin: But I don’t want Rowan as a friend!

Aelin: I want him to go down on me for so long that he has to evolve gills.

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Hey I don’t know how I hadn’t realized this earlier but I just found out that you’re also a-court-of-incorrect-quotes and I just wanna say I love your blogs sooooo much. I saw you started posting again and I got super excited. When I’m having a bad day sometimes I’ll just scroll through this blog or the acotar blog and it always makes me laugh❤️

this has got to be one of the sweetest asks i have ever received. i’m so glad this blog makes you feel better when you’re down. hearing things like this makes me feel better when i’m down. 

to you and all my followers, thank you so much for waiting for me to start posting again. i love you all so much. <3

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Yrene: I don’t need to go to bed. I’m not tired.

Chaol: But I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Yrene: Oh, well. In that case—

Yrene: Wait are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Chaol: Is it working?

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Lorcan, whenever Aelin whines about something: You’re kind of a bitch.

Aelin: And I’m the baddest bitch in town.