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@tokyotheglaive
fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee
The hospital should not allow me to have this few patients, I am done with my notes and spaced so far out that I've designed crackships previously unknown to the galaxy
so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.
@thatlittleegyptologist
Judge OP’s heart
I laughed, I lighten his heart.
His heart shall be heavier for this.
Armsmaster Hikari ⚔️✨️🏮 Happy 3rd anniversary to Octopath II! ✨️
Søren Kierkegaard, Diaries 1813-1855
*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk
#fuck we’ve entered turn based combat (via @philologicalbat)
saw this video of a production of the nutcracker that has tony hawk skateboarding in it today. btw.
likely place for tony hawk to be
“Sometimes you just have to say yes to things way outside your comfort zone, especially when your daughter thinks it’s funny,” Hawk wrote on Instagram.
The Pitt: S01E04 / S02E05
you have to explain the nearest item on your left side to a mediaeval peasant, can you do it?
yes
no
way too easy
way too hard
they call me a witch
results
thinking about the time some terf dipshit on twitter said "you weirdos will be saying TREES are a social construct next" and I got nerdsniped and waded in like "trees ARE a social construct. there is no fundamental binary characteristic that separates trees from other plants" and well, I'll spare you the details but the conversation ended with the dipshit yelling "PALM TREES HAVE WOOD" which is hilarious because "wood" actually does have a pretty unambiguous, binary definition and palms in fact do not qualify
which eeveelution would prev be
flareon
jolteon
vaporeon
espeon
umbreon
leafeon
glaceon
sylveon
eevee
the title of the last song you've listened to is being tattooed on you, how weird are you gonna look
very, i'm screwed
mildly fucked but it's not too bizarre
eh, nothing too bad or good
pretty good, actually
amazing lmao
+ which body part would you get it tattooed on
Friends come and go. Relationships end. That edgy character you latched onto at age 12 is forever
#it is and will always be Vincent Valentine tortured vampire man from hell and Hell is a laboratory #I was 11 but it counts #you can tear this mf from my cold dead hands and I will not make it easy even in death
@mochraa this cosmic truth cannot stay in the tags
Are you going to buy a Nintendo Switch 2?
I already own one!
Yes, because there are many Switch 2 games I'd like to play.
Yes, because there is at least one Switch 2 exclusive game I'd like to play.
Yes, because a handheld console is convenient for me.
Yes, I'm getting one as a gift for someone.
No, but a relative/friend already owns a Switch 2 and I can borrow it from them.
No, because it's too expensive.
No, because there aren't any games for the Switch 2 I'm interested in.
No, because I own a different console / I'm a PC gamer.
Not sure.
Can you please help me by voting at this poll and then reblogging it, so more people will see and vote? I'll analyize the results and use them in a paper for university.
"SecUnit would write fanfic"
"It would only beta read and leave comments"
SecUnit would install itself as a moderator of the Sanctuary Moon fandom wiki page. SecUnit would, for the simple transgression of being annoying - delete your account, IP ban, find your personal email address and send you a citation-laden 5 page explanation about how you're wrong titled "Banned for life (idiot)"