Haikuute!!

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Karasuno at the fair...

Daichi: The MASTER at winning at the carnival games, this boi can't lose

Kiyoko: Helps Yachi

Yachi: *Volunteers to carry everyone’s stuff so she doesn’t have to go on rides*

Suga: “Has everyone been drinking enough water???” 

Asahi: Loses everyone in the first five minutes and panics

Tanaka: Starts laughing on the scariest ride

Noya: Acts lost just to see if a pretty girl will help him find his “mom”(a.k.a Suga)

Tsukki: *complains about every ride, but lowkey having the time of his life*

Yams: Enjoys every ride and shows his excitement

Hinata: Challenges Kageyama to see how many rides they can got on *throws up after the first one*

Kageyama: *Interally screaming on every ride, but still beats Hinata*

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Poor Akaashi

Akaashi: “Kuroo-san, Bokuto-san this is what you get for trying to chug 3 gallons of chocolate milk in one sitting.

Bokuto and Kuroo: *On the floor crying with chocolate milk spilt everywhere*

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Team Setters at a Sleepover

Oikawa: The fucker that falls asleep first because he needs his beauty sleep (a.k.a. Me) but doesn’t stop talking when he’s awake Suga: “whO THE FLIPPITY FLOP JUST CURSED” Kenma: The fucker that stays in the corner on his phone all night Akaashi: Actually watches the movie that is on Kageyama: The little fuck that doesn’t stop eating or drinking all the food Semi: “can you all sHUT THE FUCK UP I’M TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND”

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Karasuno team as things me and my friends have done/said

Hinata: Im not short you’re just too tall

Kageyama: *is gifted a gallon of juice and cries tears of joy*

Tsukishima: The more I take this positive actions class is the closer I am to killing someone

Yamaguchi: *sees a cute dog and scREAMS*

Daichi: I am the only mature one in this group

Sugawara: *after 30 minutes have passed* I missed you so much *cries*

Asahi: *tenses up while walking past a group of people our age*

Nishinoya: *at midnight* what if babies had muscular bodies????

Tanaka: *winks at a cute guy while having Capri sun boxes on my hands*

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Headcanon

In most things I see College AU! Kuroo is a wild, party boy that sleeps with someone new each night, but in reality I think he would walk around his dorm most nights in his boxers drinking out of a gallon of chocolate milk.

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Shipping

Whenever entering a new fandom there is either the ship you absolutely can't stand or there's the ship you would murder a person just to see them happy. There is no in between.

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Coffin Ships

Judge: What were the ships that carried the Irish to escape the Great Irish Famine?

My best friend: ...*mumbles in my ear* Potato Ships

Me: Laughing my ass off and we miss the question

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In the middle of PE a kid brought out a smencil and I've never hear a room full of teenagers audibly gasp and squeal at the same time.

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Knowledge Bowl

Judge:*Blah Blah whatever question*

The guy we're playing against: MAN! THE ANSWER IS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE!

One of my teammates: *with a dead serious expression that holds no emotion* then give me your tongue

TGWPA:*the look of utter horror*

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Once in history...

We had to do a dance party for five minutes (she makes us do really weird stuff) and it was my friend's turn to pick the music. For the first half we were forced to listen to, and watch, the Goofy Goobers song from the Spongebob movie, then the chaos commenced...he decided to pick music from the dark places of the Internet. Anime punk rock. Half the class left the room, and meanwhile I fell out of my chair because I was laughing so much all while some of the others were making sarcastic comments such as "that is my waifu". Overall, this describes what my history class is mostly like.

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Handshakes are not my thing

Ok as my first post for this blog, I’ll start out mellow with the awkwardness. It all began when I had to go on a tour, everything was all fine and dandy until the end. I was saying my thanks to the nice man when he went in for the handshake, being me I didn’t want him to think I was weird I grabbed his hand…until I realized I was holding his wrist. I decided not to correct the position of my hand because I already embarrassed myself I may as well go through with it. It then got even more uncomfortable when he didn’t start shaking our hands (well wrists), I had to actually move our hands up and down. This pretty much describes my skills with handshakes.