[marvelmultishipper]

LO VOLVIMOS A HACER CARAJO.

[sexhaver]

“my busch lite is gone”

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is literally fucking poetry

[30minutememes]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I just got whiplash nothing could have prepared me for this

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[hungwy]

Doesnt matter if u dont understand a joke. Extract dopamine and move on

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

beautiful

[adulthoodisokay]

there he goes

[11thsense]

When u holding a baby and they lay their head on you>

[vegetal-run]

[volcel-official]

Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen

[amoisthobo]

​i have 849 thousand questions.

[nanocomputer]

when u submit ur essay on time but it’s short by 2 pages, missing sources, and completely wrong about the subject

[snorlaxatives]

me after filling up my tank with gas prices @ $3.50 a gallon

[randomsplashes]

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[onlytwitterpics]

[alisonzai]