turn around and leave...for your safety...

if you ask me what fandoms i like i couldnt even tell ya

[too-tmi-too-handle]

so uh i met my 2 year old cousin for the first time yesterday and i accidentally taught him to beat up the grinch

his dad had tried to show him the grinch movie apparently but kid hadn't been interested but then there was a big inflatable grinch and we were learning how gravity worked with it yada yada

and then he asked me "who is that" and i was like "it's the grinch! oh my god do you NOT know who the grinch is?"

and just like with any important lesson this kid was interested in that day (pufferfish have spikes? fries are salty?), this kid made sure our faces were no farther than 2 inches apart as i told him how the grinch dresses up as santa and pretends to be santa, then goes down the chimney and steals everyone's presents, and this is why the grinch is on the naughty list. that's why it's okay for us to hit the inflatable grinch. cuz he's the naughty grinch.

then i kid you not, for FIVE MINUTES this kid BEATS THE SHIT out of this inflatable grinch, screaming as only toddlers can scream, "naughty grinch! naughty grinch!", before finally giving it one final punch right as his dad starts to film him, and then walking off as if nothing ever happened.

toddlers, man. toddlers.

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[too-tmi-too-handle]

thats my cat

[too-tmi-too-handle]

i know i have my faults. my assertiveness can come off as aggression, or even worse, passive-aggression. people see my confidence as a threat.

i mean i wasn't always confident but i've cultivated myself into a really confident person so that isn't something i would give up easily.

so imagine my surprise when i realized that mY PETS SEE ME AS A PUSHOVER AND KEEP TESTING MY BOUNDARIES AND DEMANDING THINGS FROM ME??? babes i would give the WORLD for you guys but i didn't raise you to be SPOILED BRATS AND TREAT ME LIKE A SERVANT????

[too-tmi-too-handle]

look, some people have girlfriends, some have boyfriends, others have partners, others more have friends who are simply platonic, and my cat has bird friends that she stares at through the window. it's all quite simple really

[too-tmi-too-handle]

every morning i wake up and make my tea and then i find myself singing and dancing to TT by twice to the point that my dog expects me to do it now too

[were--ralph]

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

[twentyyearstoolate]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[nueuhell]

help girl i drifted out to sea [x]

[churrotowns]

she ✌️

[fcbalding]

veddriq leonardo aka indonesian’s spiderman won the first gold medal for his country!! 🫶🏼🇮🇩

[artschoolglasses]

Team Canada: Women's Hammer Throw

Camryn Rogers, Gold

[inspectorseb]

So I guess we’re a hammer throwing country now!?!?

[too-tmi-too-handle]

we're definitely a hammer throwing country now

if canada doesn't invest more into sports and creating hammer throwing legends after seeing this imma throw hands

[jiminy-crickets]

So Bouldering is not a separate event with its own medal...its combined with Lead?

Yeah, last Olympics (the first time climbing was at an Olympics) there was only one medal, combined Speed, Lead and Bouldering. This time around Speed is its own event (good) but Lead and Bouldering are still combined. It’s a long story but it basically boils down to the fact that the IOC doesn’t hand out a bunch of podiums to new sports, and even if the best climbers in the WORLD complain about the format they will only break it apart as little as they need.

I really really hope next Olympics or the one after Lead and Bouldering get split into their own disciplines both because I think it’s kinda stupid to do combined any further at the Olympics (although I would be open to a combined lead boulder, or lead boulder and speed in addition to individual podiums a la gymnastics all around) and because I want to see more climbers able to compete!! In Tokyo a total of 40 climbers competed (20 men, 20 women) in Paris the total is bumped up to 68 (20 men and women in combined Lead Boulder, and 14 men and women in speed) I would be over the damn MOON if we cracked 100 in Los Angeles or Brisbane!!!!!!

[jiminy-crickets]

VEDDRIQ LEONARDO GOLD MEDAL!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!! HOLY SHIT A TIME OF 4.75 SECONDS!!!!

[too-tmi-too-handle]

me: im finally feeling semi sleepy at 4am maybe i can go to sleep soon

my brain: women's weightlifting starts at 5:50am so maybe we should just stay up

[aj-lenoire]

i’m really enjoying the olympics this year, there is some quality nonsense going on

for the first time in the modern olympics (possibly ever?) there’s an equal number of women competing to men, and included in that group we have icons like simone biles, kim yeji, imane khelif

and then over with the dudes we’ve got yusuf dikec who took up shooting after he got divorced, turns up in a t-shirt with no ear protection only to shoot near perfect rounds. we’ve got henrik christiansen who is taking tiktok by storm not for his swimming prowess but the fact he is obsessed with the olympic village chocolate muffins. we’ve got stephen nedoroscik, who is trained literally only in pommel horse so he kinda just sits around doing rubik’s cubes while everyone else does their thing (pommel goes last) and then they activate him like a fucking sleeper agent to crush the pommel routine, secure the usa a medal, and also he cannot fucking see the entire time bc he needs glasses

quality, quality nonsense

EDIT: okay so apparently the smoking thing wasn’t true, my bad guys! dikec has been competing in the olympics since 2008 and is ex-military (but his showing up in a t-shirt without any visual aids is still iconic!!)

[sucka99]

[loveagoodcredenza]

Camryn Rogers winning gold.