[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

me when the bomb i made killed everyone vs when my dnd game is interrupted by lasagna

[kidovna]

90s Jane ‘El’ Hopper 💜

[toomanysalads]

something I HATE about stranger things is they just kinda stopped using horror/thriller techniques. there is NO suspense and no sense of danger. everyone will fight a CGI marvel henchman and everyone will win

[kidovna]

the paladin and the sorcerer

for @andiwriteordie’s birthday!!

go read and comment on an andi fic to make her birthday special!! here’s the link to her ao3 where she has over a hundred byler fics. this one’s one of my personal favourites

[toomanysalads]

the way they handled Hawkins splitting open in the time between s4 and s5 is actually really fucking funny if you think about it. "nevermind we taped some sheet metal over it"

[toomanysalads]

rewatching and Winona is SO good in season 1!! the dialogue not being AI generated probably helps also idk

[toomanysalads]

lowk forgot Joyce talks in a normal voice in season 1

[toomanysalads]

benoit blanc moves like a muppet

[toomanysalads]

ik some prop designer is SWEATING over that gray dial

[scapegods]

How's it going to end?

[toomanysalads]

ohhhh so they’re just like papa ohhh I see. just like papa i understand now

[toomanysalads]

god this is so embarrassing for them

[toomanysalads]

hey guys how are we feeling

[toomanysalads]

genuinely considering writing fanfic for this fuckass show dude

[this-girl-in-the-bubble]

Mike wheeler in 2025 when good luck babe plays on the radio for 100th time because Robin Buckley still hasn't fucking retired. Just for him to go home to his daughter putting a camera in his face talking about some "I'm so hungry I could eat Will Byers" with the subway playing on the family alexa after his 12 hour shift at home depot while Will byers is thriving as a artist in NYC and he's still stuck in hawkins

[tlockish]

what if your sister got KIDNAPPED and your best friend comes out as GAY and you show NO EMOTION and your other sister almost gets EATEN and your girlfriend fucking KILLS HERSELF and you were a SHIT BOYFRIEND for NO REASON APPARENTLY and you graduated in an ugly ORANGE COLOUR and you’re a SHIT storyteller and you have no clue who PAINTED THAT FUCKING PAINTING