Teethington Toothmiser

Unsolicited Teeth Pics

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Ah yes, the account about the toothmiser yes indeed

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Smile, Kyle!

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This is Jebidiah, our salesman, favorite child #5,890,255, his people skills— unmatchable!

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What does he sell

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Health insurance that relies on tax fraud

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@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, are you voting Teethmiser for president 2020? Against kanye.

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This is Jebidiah, our salesman, favorite child #5,890,255, his people skills— unmatchable!

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The snack that smiles back

Teeth

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Did you know:

Every tooth I eat frees the soul of an enslaved mushroom

Now you know.

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Distantly related to the Duolingo owl

I learned to speak all languages in fear of a higher power

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Running for pres 2020

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Vote for me over kanye and I might spare your molars

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Running for pres 2020

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#selfie