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gonna cum laude this summa (jk I will be reading in a coffeeshop or something)
brain feels like internet explorer rn
even on tumblr iām the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesnāt really know anyone
ENOUGH WITH THE PROTEIN MARKETING! PROTEIN POPCORN THIS PROTEIN WATER THAT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS 50G OF PROTEIN OK. WHERE IS THE FIBER. WHERE IS IT. WHERE IS IT?????
canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there
To all of my fellow jobhunters: May you be the right candidate, at the right place, at the right time soon. And may that place turn out to be full of friendly people. šø
i love when ppl say āthatās so youā it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
-- Ted Chiang, from "Why A.I. Isn't Going to Make Art"
I'm so glad they got Ted Chiang -- a wonderful writer of science fiction and thinker about technology, in my opinion -- to write this essay. My favorite line was this:
Generative A.I. appeals to people who think they can express themselves in a medium without actually working in that medium.
I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT
(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store
i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me
1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner
housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]
girl who started a load on laundry: Iām gonna change my life Iām gonna clean my whole house Iām gonna go on a walk
hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.
It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like āare you trying to meet god?ā and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying āwoah thatās a lot of coffeeā
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
how is everyone feeling today
alrighty. lets get this bread
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itās a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
i need a lucky potato
idea i had
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