ABSOLUTELY SELFISH

indie eric cartman from southpark

[ikcrus-a-blog]

when you finish one (1) reply

[spjohnv-blog]

“Do you want me to show you?”

[poshfather]

they’re so cute ;-;

[totalbastard-blog1]

stripesayshi:

“God, you are such a fucking pain in the ass, Cartman. You really don’t give a fuck about the consequences of your actions, do you?” What a stupid fucking question. OF COURSE HE DOESN’T.

˗ˏˋ  “how dumb can you be? it wasn’t even my fault.” look how quickly he changed his story from because he can to; because of someone else. eric was never one to take responsibility for his own actions, especially when someone was angry. “so, fuck off craig, you asswipe.” ˊˎ˗‏

[totalbastard-blog1]

stripesayshi:

“No, seriously! Why the fuck would you do that?!”

˗ˏˋ  “because, and say it with me, I fuckin’ can.”. ˊˎ˗‏

[timsel-fanarts]

heiman + some relatable faces from s20ep5 

[mcnuggyy]

🎃 it’s hard work looking this cute 24/7 🎃

[mrcartmaneeeez]

Heid- Heidi, no, please!

[pornstarbutters-deactivated2018]

boys

[oldrosiochii]

teenage main five :)

[armandyke]

Pros of writing gay relationships: 

- gay

Cons of writing gay relationships:

- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHO’S DOING WHAT OR WHO’S SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

[totalbastard-blog1]

@emojicode

˗ˏˋ  “h--heidi, you love me, right?”. ˊˎ˗‏

[totalbastard-blog1]

bxring-and-blxnd:

Craig rolled up his sleeves while looking at the chubbier kid in front of him, a dark glare was shot at him. This was going to be for Heidi, all the times he’s hurt her and for what he made of her today.

“ready to get your face bashed in fat boy?”

˗ˏˋ  “fuck off, craig.” eric never did well in physical fights. he was prone to getting his ass beat when throwing fists. give him a dirty way of defeating his enemies any day over fighting fair and square. “stop tryin’ to steal my girl-- you’re worse than kyle, that dirty fuckin’ jew.” just in case craig decided to sucker punch him, eric held up his fists, bouncing from one foot to the other in an awkward display of agility, though with each bounce he ended up farther away. ˊˎ˗‏

[totalbastard-blog1]

i feel like eric would either drop out of high school or fail out of it.

[totalbastard-blog1]

kyle-brofloski:

      “I’m not playing around, Cartman! Knock it off with this shit!” He tugged on the leash more aggressively, so that Eric knew he wasn’t playing games. “I swear to God, if you keep this shit up, I’m going to kick your fat ass!” He couldn’t care less about the name tag. The whole scenario was embarrassing as fuck.

˗ˏˋ  “maybe if you get down on your bitch knees and beg me with your bitch mouth, i’ll let you loose.” there was absolutely no way he’d release kyle, not with how much fun he was having. just seeing the stupid jew’s face get all red like that really brought him joy.. “go on, beg me, kyle, or is it that you actually enjoy stuff like this?”.ˊˎ˗‏

[kavtari]

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[totalbastard-blog1]

kyle-brofloski:

       Kyle grunted as the leash was tugged on, stumbling just a little. “Like hell I am!” He snarled in response, grabbing a hold of the leash and attempting to pull it out of Cartman’s hand. “I don’t belong to anyone.”

˗ˏˋ  “nice try.” he kept a firm hold on the end of the leash. “you can’t hide from the facts, kyle.” he took a step back to keep some distance between them, “ ‘sides, you look great wearing a collar.” he pointed, a laugh bellowing out. “i even got you a custom name tag!” one that read ‘stupid jew’.ˊˎ˗‏