Totally Accurate FFXV Quotes

Incorrect FFXV Quotes, submissions welcome, if you ever feel like drawing any of these I will cry tears of joy. Header by https://tomiyeee.tumblr.com/

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Verstael: Hey, Ardyn. You wanna help?

Ardyn, leaning back in Vers’ desk chair: Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.

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Verstael: Hey, Ardyn. You wanna help?

Ardyn, leaning back in Vers' desk chair: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

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Cor: Ulric, were you this much trouble back in Galahd?

Nyx: Oh, much more.

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Ignis: Have we learned a lesson from all this?

Noctis: Look, I know you want to hear yes, but given our track record-

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Prompto: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Prompto: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Prompto: I also want to soft hack his circuits.

Noctis: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Noctis: Look aren't you supposed to be the bigger person?

Ardyn: No! I'm not the bigger person, you have to die!

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Noctis: Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom.

Prompto: Getting a full eight hours of sleep.

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Prompto: Dude, why are you like this?

Verstael: The real question is why aren't you like me? Neither of us had decent parental figures.

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Noctis: Let's cuddle so I can steal your body heat.

Ignis: Ah Noct, ever the romantic.

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Ravus, talking to Aranea: Really, the main issue with politics is politicians forgetting that they can be killed.

Ardyn: ...I suddenly feel very unsafe in my own home.

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Verstael: *falls asleep on Ardyn's chest*

Ardyn: ...

Ardyn: *whispers* Hello happiness, I haven't seen you in a while.

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Verstael: You're the famous Adagium, Ardyn Lucis Caelum, aren't you?

Ardyn: That's my name. I'm not sure about "famous."

Verstael: Notorious, then?

Ardyn: Nearer the mark.

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Verstael: Have you not listened to anything I've said?

Ardyn: I certainly haven't, but I didn't think you'd noticed.

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Ardyn, licking lips: I'm so nervous, I've never driven a car before

Verstael: Don't lick my lips again

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Verstael: Okay, so we've agreed on what you're going to do in the city correct?

Ardyn: Yep

Verstael: And there will be no sudden changes in plans and you will listen when I call you off?

Ardyn: Sure.

Verstael: Okay good so now- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Ardyn: Oh I'm sorry were you talking? I'm very busy going to commit regicide

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Promdyn AU where Ardyn joins the Chocobros on their journey

Ignis: Noct, you cannot keep the cat.

Noctis: You let Prompto keep Ardyn!

Ardyn: Rude.