Totally Correct Sailor Moon Quotes

Quotes that had to have been said in Sailor Moon, right? RIIIGHT!? Background by: http://j4smini.deviantart.com/art/Sailor-Moon-Background-7-382023572

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Usagi: *arrives with a black eye and a cut lip* Ami: What happened to her? Luna: It's a long story. Usagi: Ami: Luna: Actually, it's a short story- she did something dumb.

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Minako: Don’t worry, guys! Just leave it to me. Artemis: Everybody, take cover NOW!

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Haruka: Well, I told you it was a 10k race. Usagi: But you didn’t tell me what a “k” was!

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Girls just wanna kick butt!

Sailor Jupiter

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Ami: As long as you can do basic math, you'll be fine. Usagi: *looks uncomfortable*

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Locked the fuck out. Distractionmaxxing.

Usagi

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*Usagi runs home only to be locked out of the house* Usagi: Chibiusa! Open the door, Chibiusa! Chibiusa: *in the house* Go away. *Usagi looks in the window to see Chibiusa lying on the floor sadly listening to "Heartbreak Hotel"* Usagi: Chibiusa, we don't have time for this! Chibiusa: Leave me alone to die. Usagi: Come on, Chibiusa, Rei and the others are gonna be here any minute! Chibiusa: *turns the music up*

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People wish they could go back in time and do things differently so their futures are better, but half the time they don't realize that doing something little in the present makes a big impact for the future

Sailor Pluto

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Minako: I need you to explain it like a normal person. Ami: Usagi seems to get it. Usagi: *scribbling in a notebook* Minako: Usagi is drawing stick figures.

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*Haruka and Michiru are holding hands* Michiru: Wait, why do you have a better grip than me? Haruka: I clench my fists dramatically a lot.

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They hate me because I'm gay...also I caused Nephrite to die but mostly because of the gay thing.

Zoisite

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One time I was sucked into the mirror but yeah.

Mamoru, about the Nehellenia arc

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Person, to Rei: Excuse me, but is this girl bothering you? Rei, refusing to look at Usagi who is trying to show her how many marshmallows she can put in her mouth: No, she's my best friend. I signed up for this.

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Taiki: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Usagi? Seiya: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it?

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Sailor Moon: We can fix this! We just need teamwork, communication, and a positive attitude! Sailor Uranus: We also need the world to not be falling down around our heads, but here we are.

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. You're about to learn.

Minako

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Ikuko: Are you looking for Usagi? Ikuko: USAGI! Ikuko: She must be doing her homework. Usagi: *eating an entire plate of cookies in the next room*