ah mr sneky

i went comatose for 9 years and all i got was this stupid horn { crack venom snake rp blog, affiliated with metal rears. not spoiler free. }

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[ touches his ass ]

[ he blushes ]

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[ squish ] >:)

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[ HE’S BLUSHING MORE ]

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[ touches his ass ]

[ he blushes ]

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[ HE GOES RED ]

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*he;s just casually walking his hand up your chest like hi!*

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[ he grins and leans toward you, kissing your jaw gently. ]

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[ he snuggles up to you and sighs contently. ]

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*raises aviators like B) B:) B :)* *BITES UR EAR.*

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[ HE GOES RED ]

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[ he’s just dressed as usual and has his hair up in a bun & he isn’t wearing the eyepatch. he’s got his sleeves on his henley shirt rolled up and he just sits down next to you. ]

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*he puts his leg over yours slightly. and continues to read*

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[ he snuggles up to you and sighs contently. ]

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*he’s dressed in like. high waisted cuffed jeans and one of those slightly open collared cotton shirts from the 70s and he’s reading*

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*he’s also got his hair up a little*

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[ he’s just dressed as usual and has his hair up in a bun & he isn’t wearing the eyepatch. he’s got his sleeves on his henley shirt rolled up and he just sits down next to you. ]

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[ he steps in with you. ]

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*He Give Up* *bumps his head on your chest.*

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[ his face goes completely red. he wraps an arm around you and looks away. ]

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[ he knocks on the door gently. ]

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*……slowly opens door and backs off. ducks his head and looks away.* 

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[ he steps in with you. ]

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*he’s presumably in like. a little enclosure like this, there’s shower systems inside them so people can wash off sand etc but he’s just. standing there nervously and backed to the wall on the inside with the door shut.* *halfhearted grumble*

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[ he knocks on the door gently. ]

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*PROMPTLY HIDES QUIETLY*

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... kaz?

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[he changed into the “are you nasty” shorts because  he is nasty]

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pretty good. i’m drowning, by the way

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DADDY [SWIMS OVER AND PULLS HIM BACK TO THE SHORE] 

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[ gasping for air ]

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[ he’s watching with mild interest from under his umbrella. ] something wrong?

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i uh… well, i. i’ll get to it. [ he looks nervous. ]

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do you need help? don’t force yourself.

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i don’t need any help. [ he takes another step ]

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[he changed into the “are you nasty” shorts because  he is nasty]

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pretty good. i’m drowning, by the way

[oclet-blog]

[ he’s watching with mild interest from under his umbrella. ] something wrong?

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i uh... well, i. i’ll get to it. [ he looks nervous. ]

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[ he’s trying to swim. he’s drowning. he can’t swim. ]

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[ wakes up under an umbrella with a soda in his hand and wearing this ]

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[  HE RUSHES UP TO THE OCLET ] ocelot….. where are we…

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[ he pushes up his sunglasses with his now-empty hand since frank ate his fucking soda bottle ] looks like a beach, snake.

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[ he lowers himself into a sneaking position, glaring around at everything. ] a beach…? why would we be sent to a beach?

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beats me. [ he puts his sunglasses back on his eyes. ] don’t get too worked up. i’d take this opportunity to relax. you can swim, right?

[toxinserpent-blog]

swim? haha yeah i… yeah. yeah i can swim.

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[ he snorts. ] you don’t sound too sure of that, kakao.

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i’m sure it’s not that hard right? [ he looks to the water ]

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it isn’t. you start by doggy paddling. [ he sits up and does the motions. ] should come easy to you. just don’t get caught by the undertow.

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yeah, sounds easy. i'll go try that now. [ there he goes. he wades out into the water and gets up to his waist and then just. stops. and stares. ]

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a beach, huh… i can’t swim

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I can walk underwater and die from electrical shock

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holy shit