My Whole Life Is A Tragedy

I used to be a handsome human...now I am an ugly monster. Just don't rub it in and we'll get along. (RP blog for a RED Tentaspy, I prefer to stay in the TF2 universe )

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I’m as happy as I can be. Look at my smile *doesn’t smile*

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*smushes his face until she can make him sort-of smile* I thought you got turned into calamari

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Zat's why you should avoid zinking overall. Now get off me.

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Urgh…you’re too fat. 

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Look, look, we’re both yellow now

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I'm as happy as I can be. Look at my smile *doesn't smile*

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tragicspy replied to your post:

Yes, zat counts.

—*POUNCE*

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Urgh...you're too fat. 

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OOC: Absence

I am very inactive on my two RP accounts lately and the reason is lack of time and motivation. 

University started and keeps me busy, also it completely kills my writing mood. When I have free time I spend it to draw.

I don't want to give up my two boys here so I won't delete my accounts, also I actually check daily to keep somewhat track. I hope this won't cause getting kicked out of DC, if there are any important events etc I would be still available.

I'm not gone but mostly derping on my main account goingloco.tumblr.com 

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How are you comfortable on ze ground? Is it all ze fat on your body?

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I sleep on the ground most of the time, remember. I’m used to it.

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I am used to big comfortable beds and here I am, usually sleeping in ze fucking shower.

Sheila are you actually ever working? Or is your whole existance just walking around and telling people of your current misery?

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It doesn’t hurt when I’m high. Man Sheila, you’re ze worst morphine-junkie ever.

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Didn’t specify what exactly you were gonna get high off of.

… ‘sides, m’comfortable :1

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How are you comfortable on ze ground? Is it all ze fat on your body?

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… Oh. Today will be a lazy day, then. *Nests against his side instead.* We can do that.

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We could get high and shoot random people.

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Not if it hurts to move. *Prods him in the side.*

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It doesn't hurt when I'm high. Man Sheila, you're ze worst morphine-junkie ever.

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… Oh. Today will be a lazy day, then. *Nests against his side instead.* We can do that.

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We could get high and shoot random people.

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*sighs*

I guess it’s easier to explain it to you: Maybe you know zat I wasn’t born like zis. Actually zese zings somewhat…grew while I still had legs, which sadly transformed into appendages as well *sighs again*

And zat’s ze problem: My legbones are still in zere and it hurts.

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… So… like growing pains, basically. Do you need a tentacle rubdown for those two tentacles then, or somethin’?

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No I don't zink so. I probably should zem get removed but...medics. *flops on his back*

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sheila--marie ha risposto al tuo post : Make love to me

8l …..

What?

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Make love to me

...

*presses his palm on her whole face and pushes her away*

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No it’s just…zis happens regularly. I prefer not to move zen. It takes a few days zen it’s gone again.

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I guess a better question would be: where does it hurt, exactly? Just the tentacles?

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*sighs* I guess it's easier to explain it to you: Maybe you know zat I wasn't born like zis. Actually zese zings somewhat...grew while I still had legs, which sadly transformed into appendages as well *sighs again*

And zat's ze problem: My legbones are still in zere and it hurts.

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It’s complicated. Just get down from my tentacles.

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Can’t be that complicated. *Scoots off.* Is it ‘cause of the cold, or did you get into another fight again

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No it's just...zis happens regularly. I prefer not to move zen. It takes a few days zen it's gone again.

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tragicspy replied to your post: 

I don’t want to go to Australia.

everyone sat on giovanni on the plane ride to hide his tentacles

and put a paper bag over his head

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Excuse me?! Paperbag?!

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I’m in pain, you don’t make it any better.

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… Why, what’s wrong now?

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It's complicated. Just get down from my tentacles.

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A offtovisityourmother piace il tuo post: I peed on Sheila’s clothes.

((this kind of made me trololo))

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… Did I wake you or somethin’.

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You are invading my private space once again. 

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No different than any other time. You don’t care the other times. Why now?

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I'm in pain, you don't make it any better.