all hail the magic cooch

I'm really glad no one calls me a trampoline also you probably came to the wrong neighborhood

[luisonte]

[margbarcis]

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

[sillayangel]

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

[thebootydiaries]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i’m not leaving the house)

[memewhore]

[tom-from-acquisition]

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

[baking-bisexual-bitch]

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood…

[nocontextgoodplace]

[lilsmunky]

How we greet friends now

[gay-irl]

[doggosource]

[catchymemes]

[pururin]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tennant]

[jaubaius]

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

[valtsv]

*experiences romance once* augh… my delicate constitution… *develops consumptive fever and falls into a coma*

[valtsv]

did you attend middle school in the 19th century or something

[capricorpus]

i lived in a really rural town and we were doing an incubation unit in science at the time and the teacher joked that we’d better keep the baby chicks away from Kyle’s (the boy who kissed her) lips and then everyone jumped on the bandwagon and made fun of him for having the kiss of death and then he ran into the woods after school and climbed into a tree and howled for a little while in anguish (at the time his friends were also doing this really big werewolf roleplay thing) but then came down after his mom came to pick him up

he felt really bad about getting her (Katie) sick so he put all of his silly bandz in a box to give her after she got better but then the very day she returned he didn’t go to school and we never heard from him again because his whole family had left town. and like he kissed her in the first place because it was his last chance to do it since he was moving from town the next week but like the timing was crazy given the circumstances

anyway Katie got better and then she had a monopoly on the seventh grade for a little while because she had a crazy amount of silly bandz which were like a symbol of coolness so she became really popular for a solid three weeks or so and everyone forgot she kissed a werewolf and then immediately fell ill so it all worked out in the end

[abysmallylost23]

i-

[enbyhoneyfluff]

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[jack-the-lion]

This hits different in 2020

[flaws-in-icarus-deactivated2018]

[valtsv]

[kisu-no-hi]

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

[cleothegoldfish]

Did you mean: parents

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones