shitposting

she/her lesbian, 23

[wearewatcher]

Shane reacts to a Tumblr post by @trashworldblog

[trashworldblog]

OMYGOD?????

[judblanc]

my Sir Jud stocks...

[judblanc]

he wants to be a knight on a quest so bad it makes him look stupid

[strawberry-crocodile]

the amount of stress that the monogamous people in my life have about dating is fuckin insane to me. like... the dangling sword of "i want to find a Permanent Exclusive Long Term Sex Romance Partner" seems to hang over every interaction once they cross the boundary of "just friends". like ohh i want to find my Soulmate but i dont wanna rush it but the clock is ticking. meeting strangers for a date and the entire interaction is colored by "do i want this person to be my sole source of Sex And Romance?". at what point are we exclusive? what counts as cheating? youre the only person i love so if i want sex or i need attention or to vent it has to be you or ill freak out.

seems like a lotta work, all im sayin. just make friends and if you wanna fuck or get emotionally intimate or go on a dinner date or make oit then do it

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

childhood friends to complete strangers

[judblanc]

that priest's repressed gay touch-starved sleep-deprived ass is NOT listening

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[renthony]

People in my notes of my youth liberation post keep asking me if I think kids should be allowed in bars, and it's driving me up the wall for two main reasons:

1. My original post was talking about the ways I watched my mother get harassed for bringing toddlers to *the grocery store.* Jumping to "omg so you think kids should be allowed in BARS?!" is a hell of a stretch.

2. If you have to be 18 or 21 to get into a bar/club, duh, that's not a place for kids. They check ID at the door for a reason. But not every bar is like that. My favorite local bar is actually a brewery and family pub with board games and big tables for game nights. They host food trucks and have a nice outdoor seating area. I have been up there for multiple community events that welcome kids and families. I have literally held a toddler at the pub while their mama got herself a glass of cider from the bar as an "I just stopped breastfeeding and can have a drink again" treat. Family-friendly establishments that also serve alcohol are, like, 100% a thing. Hell, *Applebee's* has both a kids' menu and an alcohol menu.

[the-medusa-system]

Americans scared of kids being in bars would not survive the UK. And actually having safe spaces for drinking where kids can also exist can in some ways be safer. I basically grew up in the local pub. Other regulars taught me dominos, people kept an eye out for any of the kids there, and there was always an old woman or two to sneak you chips or sweets. Obviously not all pubs are like that but that was my experience with local pubs in villages. Being in that environment was a lot safer than when my parents switched to binge drinking at home instead to save money. I couldn't just leave them to it as easily, there was no one looking out for us and I was cut off from community outside of school. So yes, I think there should be pubs/bars/whatever that allow kids because that's safer than having alcoholics binge drink at home or leave kids home alone while they go to the pub

[offshoreoilrig]

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[the-supernatural-atheist]

if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills

[the-supernatural-atheist]

where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*

[makaeru]

I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".

[ganondorf]

i wonder if this whole Calling Typical Misogyny "Porn Addiction" thing wasn't just a successful psyop to shift feminist critique into a right wing framework i.e. trying to make it about "modern degeneracy" and thus paralyzing discourse on the root issue

[ganondorf]

everything these people claim is "porn addiction" is literally just misogyny. porn could be dismantled globally and men will still view and treat women as sexual property because surprise! turns out men have expected sexual subservience from women loooong before porn ever existed

[something-truly-evil]

my friend said his flight transmasc

[prometheist]

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[animentality]

[apocraphelion]

[bballistics]

cat coding bond as the prophecy foretold

+ bonus dogboy Q