shitposting

she/her lesbian, 23

[wearewatcher]

Shane reacts to a Tumblr post by @trashworldblog

[trashworldblog]

OMYGOD?????

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Or giving a monkey a shower

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[top-cheese]

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

[catasters]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[mousegirlheart]

i could fuck up a rotisserie chicken rn

[seasicksandile]

When i was a fresh young adult me and my friends had a "feral dinner" event. All you needed was a tarp and a rotisserie chicken (the event was always BYORC because we were too poor to buy more than one chicken on our own). You lay out your tarp and place the chicken lovingly in the middle. We'd line up on the wall and wait for everyone to be ready, then you charge in a rip your chicken apart with your bare hands and teeth. Clothing was optional (i prefered a tanktop and boxers personally), it is messy and freeing.

[mousegirlheart]

this sounds even more beautiful and cathartic than shower oranges

[judblanc]

jud reading up on blanc after the case is solved and realizing just how much of a competent feminist marxist whore blanc is... google search is it normal to get parasocial about the detective of my case

[judblanc]

[judblanc]

something about Jud taking a vow of chastity is just.... inherently hot... idc

[trashworldblog]

i love watching movies over and over again cus itll be the climax of the movie and ill be on my phone but then my favorite character moment will happen and ill be LOCKED IN

[trashworldblog]

00q break up scene :(((

[sexhaver]

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

[trashworldblog]

i love watching movies over and over again cus itll be the climax of the movie and ill be on my phone but then my favorite character moment will happen and ill be LOCKED IN

[depsidase]

[davidanaljam]

hey i recently bought a rubber duck from a pharmacy and it told me on the box that it changes colour from purple to orange when put in warm water so i tested it out and i was actually really excited to try it i even filed up the sink with warm water and waited patiently and then it didn’t even change to orange it just became slightly pink and i was didsappointed but sometimes this happens and i think it’s an important life lesson to learn that sometimes this is just the way of the world and life is a highway and i wanna ride it all night long and we should all appreciate the small things because even though it didn’t change to orange it was still a fun experience and i was happy to

[depsidase]

[exmojoe]

the knives out women and their moments