shitposting

she/her lesbian, 23

[wearewatcher]

Shane reacts to a Tumblr post by @trashworldblog

[trashworldblog]

OMYGOD?????

[fairycosmos]

beautiful musical collaborators called please charge are speaking to me through my headphones

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[segamascott]

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[preheville]

sorry i'm still angry about this but if your excuse for not caring about female characters is because you're not sexually attracted to them you are exactly 0 degrees of rhetorical separation from a redditor whining about how his favourite video game is now "too woke" because the women don't show enough skin

[ammnontet]

oyster

[catmask]

awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Bringing back the classic:

[segamascott]

[faggydoggie]

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

[nigelgraz]

I am happy because everyone loves me

[redmyeyes]

I'm not QUEER, I'm disembodied.

QUEER (2024), dir. Luca Guadagnino

[bowtiesarecool11]

I love that the Doctor's giving a speech on the importance of art and what it means to be human and right in the middle they just hit you with this shot

Goofy dalek POV shots strike again

[veeranger]

the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern

[jezi-belle]

Studies have shown that the shift starts to happen around age 30. If you’re close to that, make a conscious effort to be open to and accepting of younger people. I’m 31 and paying close attention to how I react to young people and new trends and shit and trying to keep myself from developing those thought patterns.

[dykklangelo]

if alcohol can affect a time lord (source: girl in the fireplace) that means its plausible for other intoxicants to also have an impact. anyway do you think missy did coke.

[judblanc]

this vibe combo

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[cannibal-flowerbomb]

Every reblog = less mental health awareness for men and more actual autonomy and love for women