Junkyard-Prince @trashytech-blog - Tumblr Blog

I cannot believe dirk strider.

He's telling me to blog about how much he wants to kiss me. Apparently we should be calling 911, that is how bad this guy has it. Send help.

I logged on to blog about how gay Jake 'gunmecha' English is.

Where did my boyfriend go?

I didn't punch him that hard, but I can assure you he'll never be calling me 'schnookums' ever again.

current emotion: 20% battery

I punched Jake in the face.

Stay tuned for 'how long until Jake gets a broken nose'.

Everyone following tumblr user gunmecha unfollow immediately.

I'm here. Jake made me get my computer so he would have an excuse to be gay on the internet.

I'm going to change my middle name to gay.

I feel like I got hit with a truck.

I am on my way.

I'm locking my bedroom door.

Im going to come kiss your forehead.

Jake English. I will destroy you.

Im going to come over and keep you company. At a distance.

No way you stay on your island. You don't need to see me all sniffly and feverish.

I am suffering.

Now ive got to see you.

No. I'm gross and you don't need to get my cold.

Junkyard-Prince