Travisdy

Civilization was a mistake

[rocktheholygrail]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

[puppes]

[sylphchild]

i take my tomestone to ishgard and show it to a sickly brume child and i say theres this band called imagine dragons do u wanna listen and he stares shellshocked off into the distance and says i dont have to imagine them

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[samreich]

who did this to me

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[oneheadtoanother]

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[theconcealedweapon]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[chemsexholmes]

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

[scribblyspaceskeleton]

[warriorsmurf]

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[what-even-is-thiss]

My grandma does this

[politijohn]

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[wizardshark]

This post was made 4 days ago. Probably a good time to take another look at these threats