girl with no problems

praying for the death of empire @floatingorb on bsky

[coldforestnight]

[bgm05]

ideas for discourse i came up with

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated

[justryingtovibe69]

[kuuhaiyu]

foxglove, hyacinth, spider lily / if not in this life, in the next.

[brucespringsteencomments]

[turnkeysandwich]

i had a dream about an apocryphal disco elysium task where you can make kim trudge through the sewers like jean valjean to help a guy with a sick wife and when his wife dies if harry fails a check he just says "never marry a sick woman." but in the dream the game glitched out and then for the rest of the arc all anyone said was "never marry a sick woman" over and over again

[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[giragirameganedan]

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[turnkeysandwich]

has this been done

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[xquisitedeadguy]

the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

[turnkeysandwich]

that was me

[human-pet-they]

I feel like the third person on here way way too often

[hardwrench]

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

[nateconnolly]

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.

[nacht---hexe]

protest culture is so like. ahh man im really pissed about the fascism. well alright everyone lets go walk it off. come on lets walk it off and get back to work

[turnkeysandwich]

vincent bevins really nailed it in If We Burn:

“You can get yourself all fucked up on revolutionary élan, just like you can drink alcohol or take drugs. But it warps your senses and causes you to make poor decisions. It isn’t real, and you’re going to pay for it later."