you wouldn’t understand.

it’s from a post.

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[lordascapelion]

We should piss on the poor

[barryogg]

How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor

[kigiom]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

[roundo]

Who up verbing they noun

[oated]

I verb on his noun til he past participle

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

WAIT FUCK SHIT IT'S 1 O'COCK I GOTTA GO TO BED BRB GOODNIGHT

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

COCK???

[notajerusalemcricket-deactivate]

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[disgustinggf]

logging onto tumblr is basically just saying hi i'm annoying sad and horny and i'm gonna make it everyone's problem

[paramar]

people who use tumblr as “this app” and people who use tumblr as “this website”…we are leading very different lives

[lifetrader]

idk why people say "sleep is for the weak" like....ok maybe to YOU.... to ME sleep is for the cozy....like stfu maybe if you went honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi you'd calm down

[memorycycle]

she yank on it till i die

[mrs-danforth]

scary man who really loves his wife 🥺🥺

[onamountaintop]

scary man who really loves his scarier wife 🥲

[filthyprotozoan]

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

[capacity]

ill never win an idgaf war love disarms me completely and im bleeding out

[solardrake]

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

[solardrake]

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

[bogmason]

[schuylerpeck]

the feminine urge to be ominous & terrifying

[lmaonade]

100 pink color beverages for me please.