[typicalhipstaa]

Couple of my drawings I drew on my phone.

[autumnmalarkey]

[turbotwintastic]

your move, Nickelodeon. 

[lefancychu]

[follow-owlorb]

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt

[goldring]

*checking my mood ring* it says im a fuckign dumbass

[typicalhipstaa]

why tf cant I add a profile picture or header image

Bruh. It's been months and it still wont let me.

[typicalhipstaa]

Are you sexually attracted to women?

Yeah

[naturaekos]

“Never prove anyone else wrong, prove yourself right.”

— William Chapman (via naturaekos)

[thebootydiaries]

People:*laughing three blocks away from me*

Me:It's me. They're laughing at me…

[bob-belcher]

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

so why did the guy in Resident Evil 7 think it’d be safe to enter a derelict house in the middle of the swamp bc he got an e-mail from his dead wife

[dancing-cockroaches]

Sometimes having a boring life makes u do dumb shit

[darthvaader-deactivated20151222]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

[parksanrec-deactivated20171215]

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

[depressingcartoonvillains-deact]

Smurfs are coming.

[durbikins]

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

[oddpolicy]

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

[durbikins]

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

[goodbye--1989]

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

[durbikins]

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

[rock10zxa]

amusement part discourse 

[airframeextender]

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

[lavenderek]

this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…

[pileofknives]

Didn’t that dragon catch fire?

[finaldisciple]

UPDATE!

[danisontnonfire]

You don’t get to see that at universal

[major]

[thatsthat24]

Finding a Decent Sleep Schedule 🛌

[virusmnd]

@turtlelelele