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this was the first song i wrote when i decided i wanted to make country music, i bought a bass off craigslist after not playing for years and wrote it that night

it was on an episode of adventure time

and now it’s the first song out under the name “evil”

what a special boy this song is to me :’) hope u like it

https://song.link/i/1469037533

kevingetem

imagine hurting the shorty God sent to heal you…enjoy that L my nigga.

decembersoul

Libraries with a sense of humour.

dippersballoon

I saw an opportunity and I took it

offline-kinq

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

udon-tea

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

leaveittotegan-deactivated20181

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

axmmatt

BEAUTY

iguanamouth

*reading your tags* Yo I heard you like reptiles. Any fun facts? :D

if a crocodile eats your dad they become your new dad

iguanamouth

you know too much

knifefightscene

alwaysbewoke

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

sbrown82

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

tfry1440

REPRESENTATION FUCKING MATTERS

some good deals here

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

unintelligibledifference

18+

birdghost

This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

awwww-cute

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

tranceofreading-deactivated2015

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”

daggerfall

Back pain? Have you tried:

daggerfall

Of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in, the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that’s even funnier than this as an elder scrolls shitpost

gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

grosse-freiheit

God bless German „hä“

knightlyhoods-deactivated202404

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

shakespearessidehoe-deactivated

“Would you kill me, my love?”

siriusly-saxy-deactivated202108

For wakanda, without a doubt

owlmylove

i’ve met a lot of people during my time online and many of us have grown apart but i still think of them frequently and wonder what they’re up to and hope they’re no longer facing the same demons they once did