Don't fuck with a witch!

Indie RP blog for Bayonetta from Bayonetta 1 and 2, with a Smash Bros verse readily available. OC and Crossover friendly.

[fairymint-archive]

umbranlefteye:

            { 💋 } “Ooooh, aren’t we scary? You seem to have a bit of a grudge against me.” Bayonetta said, responding in kind and twirling her gun idly on her finger. “Pray tell, what did I do to deserve the honor?”

[+] “A bit hard to be a gentleman when your offspring is facing a gun.” What an ice cold glare. “In exchange for advice, no less.”

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “My, my, that’s not the kind of look one should give a lady.” Bayonetta teased, clearly unaffected by how upset the man was over this. “If you’d like to get revenge for me pointing a gun at your little one, I welcome you to try.”

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “I expected to come back to more of a discourse. Instead, it would seem as if nothing of substance has happened since my absence. Perhaps there was no point to coming back at all.”

[azelfandfriends-deactivated2021]

“…Been watching from afar. I’m curious of your power.”

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “Most people these days are. I invite you to take a number.”

[fairymint-archive]

umbranlefteye:

            { 💋 } “I expected to come back to more of a discourse. Instead, it would seem as if nothing of substance has happened since my absence. Perhaps there was no point to coming back at all.”

[+] “Discourse? That could be arranged, if I were so inclined to displace my manners.” The ‘mii gunner’ casually twirled his weapon.

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “Ooooh, aren’t we scary? You seem to have a bit of a grudge against me.” Bayonetta said, responding in kind and twirling her gun idly on her finger. “Pray tell, what did I do to deserve the honor?”

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “I expected to come back to more of a discourse. Instead, it would seem as if nothing of substance has happened since my absence. Perhaps there was no point to coming back at all.”

[deactivated-blog]

“Nope. Didn’t forget, just chose to stay my distance.”

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “Well, that’s not very nice. I’m quite the lovely girl once you get to know me.”

[deactivated-blog]

“…no arguments on that part.” He shrugs a bit “I guess with all that happened it made me feel a bit…I dunno…just a nuisance.”

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “Oh, come now. You’re just operating off of what you’ve heard people say about me. You didn’t even get a chance to see me in action yourself.”

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “I expected to come back to more of a discourse. Instead, it would seem as if nothing of substance has happened since my absence. Perhaps there was no point to coming back at all.”

[deactivated-blog]

“Nope. Didn’t forget, just chose to stay my distance.”

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “Well, that’s not very nice. I’m quite the lovely girl once you get to know me.”

[umbranlefteye]

underdog-champion replied to your post:            { 💋 } “I expected to come back to more...

“No one remembers ya? What about me, when one time ya, oh yeah! Broke my arm and leg, ya witch!”

            { 💋 } “I believe that’s a complaint you need to take up with your boss. Isn’t that hand the one who controls how much actual damage our attacks do? Not my fault he didn’t have my pet under control yet.”

[umbranlefteye]

you-cant-shoot-the-dog replied to your post:            { 💋 } “I expected to come back to more...

You killed the blue bomber, I could never forget that.

            { 💋 } “In my defense, he was practically asking for it.”

[umbranlefteye]

zephyrric replied to your post:            { 💋 } “I expected to come back to more...

*Staring intensifies* I remember you.😉

            { 💋 } “Good to know I have at least one fan left.”

[umbranlefteye]

             { 💋 } “Have you now? I was wondering how long it would take for you to start this little rematch of ours. Truthfully, I had forgotten about it until now.” Bayonetta pushed her glasses down a bit to get a better look at Ryu. He looked so determined. “Well, if you’re so certain you’ve got it all figured out, let’s get this over with, shall we?”

[wanderingryu-blog]

The wanderer’s fist elevated to the height of his nostril. All of the answers he sought for were held in the palm of his five curled digits. Although she may not have taken his dilemma as seriously as he did, his fists were yearning  to meet hers once more. He had something to prove.

        ❝ – Right. Enough talk. ❞

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “Fine by me. I’ve never been one for idle chit-chat before a fight. We can make time for pillow talk after all is said and done.” Bayonetta idly looked around, not really interested in how serious Ryu was being. “Anyway, since you’re the one who posed the challenge in the first place, why don’t you make the first move?” Bayonetta took her usual fighting stance, but didn’t make a single move outside of that.

[umbranlefteye]

            { 💋 } “I expected to come back to more of a discourse. Instead, it would seem as if nothing of substance has happened since my absence. Perhaps there was no point to coming back at all.”

[umbranlefteye]

((i am one follower away from 200

just thought you’d all like to know))

[umbranlefteye]

So what is your opinion on Dante winning the death battle against Bayonetta?

((It’s the result I expected, honestly. They spent all of Dante’s analysis bit talking about how he kills demons for a living, and is very good at what he does. Bayonetta’s powers revolve almost entirely around her ability to summon demons. You can see how that was going to end.

...Doesn’t mean I’m not salty about it, though.))

[atrociitypact-blog]

So. I’m actually a little late. By like a day but w/e. And I hate making banners for these things, I can never get it just right so its w/e again. I’m just rollin w/ it tbh. But It’s been at least a month, and I’ve gotten so many followers and I’m just pretty shocked???? I mean, I didn’t expect more than 100 at a month??? Yet I’m sitting close to 250. For a month’s time, that is a lot and it means so much to me that people enjoy how I role play her???? I was honestly pretty nervous about it but. I feel- actually confident in her now. I enjoy this blog and the nintendo community. But I do wanna thank all my followers for just stickin w/ me. Sorry if you aren’t on the list, I can’t put everyone and I am easily forgetful, but, never the less, still love the heck out of you all

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[umbranlefteye]

((tfw your ex messages you and you’re overcome with emotions and memories))

[bowties-ponds-and-souffles-deac]

send me the mun's reputation. i can't comment, only post it.

[umbranlefteye]

MY DAUGHTER

((yes that is me))

[umbranlefteye]

tagged by: @umbrawiitch (thanks bb o;)

NAME: Katherine BIRTHDAY: December 29th RELATIONSHIP STATUS: no thank you (i don’t want any relationships for a while, not after being cheated on) ZODIAC SIGN: Capricorn SIBLINGS: A younger sister and younger brother PETS:  One cat, named Mouse TIME: 5:38 PM TYPE OF PHONE: Samsung Galaxy S4 LOVE OR LUST: Love LEMONADE OR ICED TEA: Lemonade CATS OR DOGS: cats COKE OR PEPSI: Coke DAY OR NIGHT: Night MEET A CELEBRITY: pffft i ain’t the type of girl to get starstruck so i’m not interested in celebrities CHAPSTICK OR LIPSTICK: Chapstick but lipstick is nice too CITY OR COUNTRY:  Either or works for me LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO:  Take On Me (NSP Cover version)